Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketchesHayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
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Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketches
Hayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
American fiction -- 20th century; Portland (Or.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"All right, you need not say 'night message,' omit the place from, date,
all punctuations, 'sig' and cut 'em to the bone," came from St. Louis,
"and mind you, hurry up," taunted Moxon.
This was probably the first time in his life that Albert Ayres was
requested to "hurry up," he being used to hear the opposite, "to slow
up," and his black eyes snapped in anticipation of the fun he was about
to have.
His key flew open and a fire of dots and dashes ensued, which to a
layman might sound like shot poured into a tin horn.
The reputation of the whole office seemed to be at stake, and all
gathered around to see, what was rightly thought would be an
unparalleled feat of rapid transmission.
Moxon took the first message, Day the second, Wheeler the third, while
the writer handled the fourth, each rotating in this manner, filling in
dates, destinations, etc., awaiting his turn to copy the next message.
The excitement was intense when it was announced that 12 messages had
been received in five minutes.
There were no breaks, or interruptions, and at 12:55 A. M., precisely
55 minutes from the starting time, the 120 messages were received and
were en route to New York, accomplishing, probably, the most unequalled
feat of fast sending ever attempted.
The matter was kept an office secret and Moxon received much credit. It
never leaked out how his tact secured ready co-operation and enabled him
to cope with a difficult situation.
HIS OLD KENTUCKY HOME.
While traveling recently through the South, the writer was marooned for
several hours near Horse Cave, in Kentucky. The Cumberland River was
very high, swamping the darkies' cabins en route, compelling the colored
people to take refuge on their roofs, where they waited "fo' de ribber
to go down."
The negroes accepted the situation very cheerfully, many playing their
banjoes and singing olden time melodies and making light of their
predicament.
Almost involuntarily, I began humming "My Old Kentucky Home" and my
thoughts were of the "yellow fields o' corn," when a voice behind me
inquired, "Do you like that song?" I assured him that the tune was all
right, but the words were a trifle silly.
"Well, I don't think so," he remarked, "the words and air are both very
sweet to me, and if you'll make room for me, I'll tell you how that song
compelled me to make a trip of 2,000 miles."
Space was given him and he began his narrative.
"It was five years ago that I was induced to go west by the alluring
advertisements of the railroad company, who related how easy it was to
speedily get rich in Colorado.
"I started with my outfit and a couple of weeks later located at Cripple
Creek, then a prosperous mining camp.
"Well, stranger, I didn't like it there in the mountains, I couldn't get
used to the country and the people, and the climate was so different
from 'Old Kaintuck.' Why, it was just as liable to snow on the 4th of
July as it was on the 1st of January.
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