American fiction -- 19th century; American poetry -- 19th century; American wit and humor; Short stories, American
The most popular and recent advertising dodge in literature is the
Grand Guess Contest Mystery Story. Everybody is invited to guess how
the story will end, at any time before the last chapter is published,
and incidentally to buy a paper or subscribe. It is the easiest thing
in the world to write a story of mystery that will defy the most
ingenious guessers in the country.
To prove it, here is one that we offer $10,000 to any man and $15,000
to any woman who guesses the mystery before the last chapter.
The synopsis of the story is alone given, as literary style is not our
object--we want mystery.
Chapter I
Judge Smith, a highly esteemed citizen of Plunkville, is found
murdered in his bed at his home. He has been stabbed with a pair
of scissors, poisoned with "rough on rats." His throat has been
cut with an ivory handled razor, an artery in his arm has been
opened, and he has been shot full of buckshot from a
double-barreled gun.
The coroner is summoned and the room examined. On the ceiling is a
bloody footprint, and on the floor are found a lady's lace
handkerchief, embroidered with the initials "J. B.," a package of
cigarettes and a ham sandwich. The coroner renders a verdict of
suicide.
Chapter II
The judge leaves a daughter, Mabel, aged eighteen, and ravishingly
lovely. The night before the murder she exhibited a revolver and
an axe in the principal saloon in town and declared her intention
of "doing up" the old man. The judge has his life insured for
$100,000 in her favor. Nobody suspects her of the crime.
Mabel is engaged to a young man named Charlie, who is seen on the
night of the murder by several citizens climbing out the judge's
window with a bloody razor and a shotgun in his hand. Society
gives Charlie the cold shoulder.
A tramp is run over by a street car and before dying confesses to
having committed the murder, and at the judge's funeral his
brother, Colonel Smith, breaks down and acknowledges having killed
the judge in order to get his watch. Mabel sends to Chicago and
employs a skilled detective to work up the case.
Chapter III
A beautiful strange lady dressed in mourning comes to Plunkville
and registers at the hotel as Jane Bumgartner. (The initials on
the handkerchief!)
The next day a Chinaman is found who denies having killed the
judge, and is arrested by the detective. The strange lady meets
Charlie on the street, and, on smelling the smoke from his
cigarette, faints. Mabel discards him and engages herself to the
Chinaman.
Chapter IV
While the Chinaman is being tried for murder, Jane Bumgartner
testifies that she saw the detective murder Judge Smith at the
instance of the minister who conducted the funeral, and that Mabel
is Charlie's stepmother. The Chinaman is about to confess when
footsteps are heard approaching. The next chapter will be the
last, and it is safe to say that no one will find it easy to guess
the ending of the story. To show how difficult this feat is, the
last chapter is now given.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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