American fiction -- 19th century; American poetry -- 19th century; American wit and humor; Short stories, American
Brother, you should not have given us away. We just had to salt that
vein before we could get it in the market, and when the "salt" gave
out, and the end of the vein was reached, we hoped you wouldn't notice
the fact. If you hadn't mentioned it we might have gone on for years
gladdening and instructing and drawing princely salary, but now our
little spurt of our brilliancy will have to put on its pajamas and
retire between the cold sheets of oblivion. We do not blame you at all
for calling the public's attention to the played-out lode, for it is a
terrible responsibility to guide the footsteps of innocent purchasers
who may be taken in by glittering, quartz and seductive pyrites of
iron. To have one whom we regarded as a friend jerk us backward by the
left leg when we had made such a successful sneak, and were about to
scramble over the back fence of the temple of fame makes us sad, but
we do not repine for:
"'Twere better to have spurted and lost
Than never to have spurted at all."
We really intended our light to burn for years, and to have the wick
snuffed so quickly, although done in sorrowing kindness, causes us to
sputter and smoke a little as we go out.
When the true Messiah comes along and shies his valise over to the
night clerk, and turns back his cuffs ready to fill the long-felt
want; if he should ever hear the whoops of those unappreciative
critics who would crucify him, these few lines may teach him to fly to
Brenham where his papa, the great intellectual lord of the universe,
will protect him.
Solemn Thoughts
The golden crescent of the new moon hung above the market house, and
the night was cool, springlike, and perfect.
Five or six men were sitting in front of the Hutchins House, and they
had gradually shifted their chairs until they were almost in a group.
They were men from different parts of the country, some of them from
cities thousands of miles away. They had been rattled in the dice box
of chance and thrown in a temporary cluster into the hospitable gates
of the Magnolia city.
They smoked and talked, and that feeling of comradeship which seizes
men who meet in the world far from their own homes, was strong upon
them.
They told all their funny stories and compared experiences, and then a
little silence fell upon them, and while the hanging strata of blue
smoke grew thicker, their thoughts began to wander back--as the cows
stray homeward at eventide--to other scenes and faces.
"'And o'er them many a flaming range of vapor buoyed the crescent
bark:
And rapt through many a rosy change
The twilight melted into dark,'"
quoted the New York drummer. "Heigho! I wish I was at home tonight."
"Same here," said the little man from St. Louis. "I can just see the
kids now tumbling round on the floor and cutting up larks before Laura
puts them to bed. There's one blessing, though, I'll be home on
Thanksgiving."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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