Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of AlternativesMoore, Frank Frankfort
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Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Fiction
But of course it was the representatives of the right set at Framsby
who were most interested in the news that Jack Wingfield had come to
the Manor House. The truth was that eligible men were not numerous in
Framsby or the neighbourhood; and this was, socially speaking, rather a
pity, considering what a number of eligible women there were. The worst
of a country society, or, for the matter of that, the society in any
community, is that every woman is “eligible,” but only a man here and
there. Every girl in Framsby considered herself eligible, and her mother
agreed with her; but there the matter began and ended. The select set
was not the set from which eligible men made their selection, and the
consequence was that the number of unmarried young women of various ages
between twenty and forty-six became oppressive to any statistician
who was thinking with interest, increased by alarm, of the future
generation.
But none of them gave up all hope. Some of them hunted a little and got
themselves splashed thoroughly with the mud of many ditches, and torn
woefully with the briars of many gaps, and the barbarities of numerous
fences--they made themselves blowsy at hockey and brown at golf, hoping
that they would be taken for young women still; but they would not have
minded being taken for middle-aged women or elderly women, if only they
would be taken. It seemed, however, as if no man would take them at any
estimate. Their devotion to sport was keen, but, unhappily, keenness
does not invariably mean proficiency. It means talk, and there was
consequently plenty of talk at Framsby about golf and hockey and lawn
tennis and croquet, but the examples of play given by the exponents of
every one of these games were deplorable. The Tennis and Croquet Club,
however, absorbed practically the whole time of the members of the right
set throughout the summer; but when it became known that the Manor House
was occupied by Mr. Wingfield and his mother, the civility of these
representatives of Framsby society caused them to steal some hours from
the courts to pay their respects to the newcomers; and within a week
Mrs. Wingfield and her son received twenty-five visitors, and an equal
number of offers to propose them as members of the Lawn Tennis and
Croquet Club. Unfortunately, Mr. Wingfield had not an opportunity of
making the acquaintance of any of those visitors, the fact being that he
had slipped out upon that convenient terrace which went round the front
and the side of the house, the moment that the approach of the visitors
became imminent. In two cases he was just half a minute too late to be
absolutely free from any charge of impoliteness: the French window of
the drawing-room, by which he was escaping, was stiff and jerky in one
case, and in the other the edge of one wing got caught in the curtains,
thereby detaining him most awkwardly for several seconds. The back view
of him which the callers obtained did not afford them sufficient data
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