Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Figsby 19 Griggles 22 The most barefaced bribery is being employed by
Griggles. A lady, known to be in his interest, was seen buying half-a-
pound of tea, in the shop of Mr. Fad, the grocer, for which she paid
with a whole sovereign, and took no change. Two legs of mutton have also
been sent up to Griggles house, by Reilly, the butcher. Heaven knows
what will be the result. The voting is become seriousfour men with
fractured skulls have, within these ten minutes, been carried into the
apothecarys over the way. A couple of policemen have been thrown over
the bridge; but we are in too great a state of agitation to mind
trifles.
Half-past Twelve oclock.State of the poll to this time:
Figsby 27 Griggles 36 You can have no idea of the frightful state of the
town. The faction are employing all sorts of bribery and intimidation.
The wife of a liberal greengrocer has just been seen with the Griggles
ribbons in her cap. Five pounds have been offered for a sucking-pig.
Figsby must come in, notwithstanding two cart-loads of the temperance
voters are now riding up to the poll, most of them being too drunk to
walk. Three duels have been this morning reported. Results not known.
The coroner has been holding inquests in the market-house all the
morning.
Three oclock.State of the poll to this time:
Figsby 45 Griggles 39 The rascally corrupt assessor has decided that the
temperance electors who came up to vote for the Liberal candidate, being
too drunk to speak, were disentitled to vote. Some dead men had been
polled by Griggles.
The verdict of the coroners inquest on those who unfortunately lost
their lives this morning, has been, Found dead. Everybody admires the
sagacious conclusion at which the jury have arrived. It is reported that
Figsby has resigned! I am able to contradict the gross falsehood. Mr. F.
is now addressing the electors from his committee-room window, and has
this instant received a plumperin the eyein the shape of a rotten
potato. I have ascertained that the casualties amount to no more than
six men, two pigs, and two policemen, killed; thirteen men, women, and
children, wounded.
Four oclockState of the poll up to this time:
Figsby 29 Griggles 41 The poll-clerks on both sides are drunk, the
assessor has closed the booths, and I am grieved to inform you that
Griggles has just been duly elected.
Half past Four oclock.Figsby has given Grigglcs the lie on the open
hustings. Will Griggles fight?
Five oclock.His wife insists he shall; so, of course, he must. I hear
that a message has just been delivered to Figsby. Tom Daly and his
carpet-bag passed under my window a few minutes ago.
Half-past Five oclock.Two post-chaises have just dashed by at full
speedI got a glimpse of Tom Daly smoking a cigar in one of them.
Six oclock.I open my letter to tell you that Figsby is the favourite;
3 to 1 has been offered at the club, that he wings his man; and 3 to 2
that he drills him. The public anxiety is intense.
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