This was a “poser.” Born to a full realization of the vast gulf which
providence has fixed between the Highlands and the rest of the world,
Janet recognized it as such. Pausing, she leaned on her hoe, anxiously
waiting, while Timmins chewed a straw and the cud of reflection.
“Yes,” he slowly answered, “they've been runnin' from 'er this twenty
year.” Nodding confirmation to the brilliant rejoinder, Janet fell again
to work.
But the elder was in no wise discomposed. Withdrawing one eye from the
clouds, he turned it approvingly upon her hoe practice. “She's young
yet,” he said, “an' a lass o' her pairts wull no go til the shelf.”
“Call three-an'-forty young?”
“Christy McDonald,” the elder sententiously replied, “marrit on Neil
McNab at fifty. Janet's labor's no going to waste. An' if you were the
on'y man i' Zorra, it wad behoove me to conseeder the lassie's prospects
i' the next world. Ye're a Methodist.”
“Meanin',” said Timmins, when his mind had grappled with the charge, “as
there's no Methodists there?”
Questions of delicacy and certain theological difficulties involved
called for reflection, and the elder smoked a full minute on the
question before he replied: “No, I wadna go so far as that. It stan's to
reason as there's some of 'em there; on'y--I'm no so sure o' their
whereaboots.”
Timmins thoughtfully scratched his head ere he came back to the charge.
“Meanin' as there's none in 'eaven?”
Again the elder blew a reflective cloud over the merits of the question.
“Weel,” he said, delivering himself with slow caution, “if so--it's no
on record.”
Again Janet looked up, with defeat perching amid her freckles. “He's got
ye this time,” her face said, and the elder's expression of placid
satisfaction affirmed the same opinion. But Timmins rose to a sudden
inspiration.
“In 'eaven,” he answered, “there's neither marriage nor givin' in
marriage.”
“Pish, mon!” the elder snorted. “It's no a question o' marrying; it's a
question o' getting theer, an' Janet's no going to do it wi' a Methodist
hanging til her skirts.”
Silence fell in the clearing--silence that was broken only by the crash
and tinkle of Janet's hoe as she buried Timmins under the clod. A Scotch
daughter, she would bide by her father's word. Unaware of his funeral,
Timmins himself stood scratching his poll.
“So you'll not give her to me?” he futilely repeated.
For the first time the elder looked toward him. “Mon, canna ye see the
impossibility o' it? No, ye canna ha' her till--till”--he cast about for
the limit of inconceivability--“till ye're an elder i' the Presbyterian
Kirk.” He almost cracked a laugh at Timmins's sudden brightening. He had
evolved the condition to drive home and clinch the ridiculous
impossibility of the other's suit, and here he was, the doddered fule,
taking hope! It was difficult to comprehend the workings of such a mind,
and though the elder smoked upon it for half an hour after Timmins left
the clearing, he failed of realization.
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