“He's going,” Saunders informed the cap'en and Neil McNab between
pigs,--“he's going to run Sandy 'Twenty-One' against your candidate.”
Now between Neil and Sandy lay a feud which had its beginnings what time
the latter _doctored_ a spavined mare and sold her for a price to the
former's cousin Rab.
“Yon scunner?” Neil exclaimed, using the very form of the elder's words,
“yon scunner? I'd as lief ... as lief ... elect ...”
“... the Apoos-tate,” said the Devil, though Neil thought that Saunders
was talking.
“Ay, the Apoos-tate,” he agreed.
“It wad be a fine joke,” the Devil went on by the mouth of Saunders, “to
run the Apoos-tate agin' his candidate. McCakeron canna thole the man.”
“But what if he was elected?” the mariner objected.
The Devil was charged with glib argument. “We couldna very weel. It's to
be a three-cornered fight, an' Robert Duncan, brother to Tammas, has it
sure.”
“'Twad be a good one on McCakeron,” Neil mused. “To talk up Dunlop, who
doesna care a cent for the eldership, an' then spring the Apoos-tate on
him.”
“'Twould be bitter on 'Twenty-One,'” the cap'en added. He had been
diddled by Sandy on a deal of seed-wheat.
“It wad hit the pair of 'em,” McNab chuckled, and with that word the
Devil conquered.
So far, as aforesaid, Saunders had been unconscious of the Devil, but
going home the latter revealed himself in a heart-to-heart talk. “Ye're
no pretty to look at,” Saunders said. “I'm minded to throw ye oot!”
The Devil chuckled. “Janet's so bonny. Fancy her on the pillow beside,
ye--scraggy--bones--freckles. Hoots, man! a nightmare!”
Shuddering, Saunders reconsidered proceedings of ejectment. “But the
thing is no posseeble?”
“You know your men,” the Devil answered. “Close in the mouth as they are
in the fist. McCakeron will never get wind o' the business till they
spring it on him in meeting.”
“That is so,” Saunders acknowledged. “'Tis surely so-a.”
“Then why,” the Devil urged,--“then why not rig the same game on him?”
“Bosh! He wouldna think o't.”
“Loving Dunlop as himself?” The Devil was apt at paraphrasing Scripture.
“Imph!”
“It _would_ let me out?” Saunders mused.
“Ye can but fail,” argued the Devil. “Try it.”
“I wull.”
“This very night!” It is a wonder that the sparks did not fly, the Devil
struck so hard on the hot iron. “To-night! Ye ken the election comes off
next week.”
“To-night,” Saunders agreed.
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