“For greater convenience in voting,” he said, reaching paper slips and a
box of pencils from behind the communion rail, “we will depart from the
oral method and elect by written ballot.”
He had expected a protest against such a radical departure from
ancestral precedent, but in some mysterious way the innovation seemed to
jibe with the people's inclination.
“Saunders McClellan,” the minister went on, “will distribute and collect
balloting-papers on the other aisle.”
“Give it to him, Cap'en!” Saunders whispered, as he handed him a slip.
“He's glowering at ye.”
The elder was indeed surveying the mariner, McNab, and Dunlop with a
glance of comprehensive hostility over the top of his ballot. “See what
I'm aboot!” his look said, as he folded the paper and tossed it into
Saunders's hat.
“The auld deevil!” McNab whispered, as the minister unfolded the first
ballot. “He'll soon slacken his gills.”
“That'll be one of oor ballots,” the cap'en hoarsely confided.
The minister was vigorously rubbing his glasses for a second perusal of
the ballot, but when the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth were added to
the first, his face became a study in astonishment. And presently his
surprise was reflected by the congregation. For whereas three candidates
were in nomination, the ballots were forming but two piles.
Whispers ran through the kirk; the cap'en nudged McNab.
“McCakeron must ha' swung all the Duncanites?”
“Ah,” Neil muttered. “An' that wad account for the stiff look o' the
reptile. See the glare o't.”
They would have stiffened in astonishment could they have translated the
“glare.” “Got the Duncanites, did ye?” the elder was thinking. “Bide a
wee, bide a wee! He laughs best that laughs last.”
Saunders McClellan and his Devil alone sensed the inwardness of those
two piles, and they held modest communion over it in the back of the
kirk. “You may be ugly, but ye've served me well,” Saunders began.
The Devil answered with extreme politeness: “You are welcome to all ye
get through me. If no honored, ye are at least aboot to become famous in
your ain country.”
“Infamous, I doobt, ye mean,” Saunders corrected. Then, glancing
uneasily toward the door, he added, “I think as we'd better be leaving.”
“Pish!” the Devil snorted. “They are undone by their ain malignancy. See
it oot.”
“That's so,” Saunders agreed. “That is surely so-a. Hist! The
meenister's risen. Man, but he's tickled to death over the result. His
face is fair shining.”
The minister did indeed look pleased. Stepping down to the floor that he
might be closer to these his people, he beamed benevolently upon them
while he made a little speech. “People of Scottish birth,” he said,
closing, “are often accused of being hard and uncharitable to the
stranger in their gates, but this can never be said of you who have
extended the highest honor in your gift to a stranger; who have elected
Brother Joshua Timmins elder in your kirk by a two-thirds majority.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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