Quality Street: A ComedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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Quality Street: A Comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Courtship -- Drama; Single women -- Drama; Sisters -- Drama; Women teachers -- Drama
VALENTINE. Certainly, Miss Susan. Well, ma'am, I think I could cure
Miss Livvy if she is put unreservedly into my hands.
MISS SUSAN (_with a sigh_). I am sure you could.
VALENTINE. Then you are my patient, Miss Livvy.
PHOEBE (_nervously_). 'Twas but a passing indisposition, I am almost
quite recovered.
VALENTINE. Nay, you still require attention. Do you propose making a
long stay in Quality Street, ma'am?
PHOEBE. I--I--I hope not. It--it depends.
MISS SUSAN (_forgetting herself_). Mary is the worst.
VALENTINE. I ask your pardon?
PHOEBE. Aunt Susan, you are excited.
VALENTINE. But you are quite right, Miss Livvy; home is the place for
you.
PHOEBE. Would that I could go!
VALENTINE. You are going.
PHOEBE. Yes--soon.
VALENTINE. Indeed, I have a delightful surprise for you, Miss Livvy,
you are going to-day.
PHOEBE. To-day?
VALENTINE. Not merely to-day, but now. As it happens, my carriage is
standing idle at your door, and I am to take you in it to your
home--some twenty miles if I remember.
PHOEBE. You are to take me?
VALENTINE. Nay, 'tis no trouble at all, and as your physician my mind
is made up. Some wraps for her, Miss Susan.
MISS SUSAN. But--but----
PHOEBE (_in a panic_). Sir, I decline to go.
VALENTINE. Come, Miss Livvy, you are in my hands.
PHOEBE. I decline. I am most determined.
VALENTINE. You admit yourself that you are recovered.
PHOEBE. I do not feel so well now. Aunt Susan!
MISS SUSAN. Sir----
VALENTINE. If you wish to consult Miss Phoebe----
MISS SUSAN. Oh, no.
VALENTINE. Then the wraps, Miss Susan.
PHOEBE. Auntie, don't leave me.
VALENTINE. What a refractory patient it is. But reason with her, Miss
Susan, and I shall ask Miss Phoebe for some wraps.
PHOEBE. Sir!
(_To their consternation he goes cheerily into the bedroom_. MISS
PHOEBE _saves herself by instant flight, and nothing but mesmeric
influence keeps_ MISS SUSAN _rooted to the blue and white room. When
he returns he is loaded with wraps, and still cheerfully animated, as
if he had found nothing untoward in_ LIVVY'S _bedchamber._)
VALENTINE. I think these will do admirably, Miss Susan.
MISS SUSAN. But Phoebe----
VALENTINE. If I swathe Miss Livvy in these----
MISS SUSAN. Phoebe----
VALENTINE. She is still busy airing the room. (_The extraordinary man
goes to the couch as if unable to perceive that its late occupant has
gone, and_ MISS SUSAN _watches him, fascinated._) Come, Miss Livvy,
put these over you. Allow me--this one over your shoulders, so. Be so
obliging as to lean on me. Be brave, ma'am, you cannot fall--my arm is
round you; gently, gently, Miss Livvy; ah, that is better; we are doing
famously; come, come. Good-bye, Miss Susan, I will take every care of
her.
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