Antique dealers -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century
Upon the following Monday Gustavus presented himself. For a dizzy
moment our hero believed that the most illustrious male in the kingdom
had dropped in incognito. Gustavus wore a grey cut-away coat, with an
orchid in the lapel of it, and he was smoking an imposing cigar.
"I am Gustavus Lark," he said.
"Pleased to see you, Mr. Lark."
No man in England could make himself more agreeable than the great
dealer. Gossip had it that he had begun life as a "rapper." A rapper,
as the name signifies, is one who raps at all doors, seeking what he may
find behind them—a bit of porcelain, a valuable print, an old
chair—anything. A successful rapper must combine in one ingratiating
personality the qualities of a diplomat, a leader of forlorn hopes, a
high-class burglar, and an American book agent. When the door upon which
he has rapped opens, he must enter, and refuse to budge till he has
satisfied himself that there is nothing in his line worth the buying.
Tomlin had the following story to tell of Gustavus, as a rapper. You
must take it for what it’s worth. Tomlin, we know, was a bit of a
rascal, and a liar of the first magnitude, but he affirmed solemnly that
the tale is true.
Behold Gustavus in the good old days of long ago, when prints in colours
were still to be found in cottages, rapping at the door of some humble
house. A widow opens it, and asks a good-looking young man what his
business may be. He enters audaciously, and states it. He is seeking
board and lodging. He is seeking, also, a set of the London "Cries."
But he does not mention that. He has heard—it is his business to hear
such gossip—that the widow possesses the complete set in colour, the
full baker’s dozen. He arranges for a week’s board and lodging, and he
satisfies himself that the prints are genuine specimens. In his satchel
he carries thirteen bogus prints, excellent reproductions. At dead of
night he takes from the frames the genuine prints and substitutes the
false ones. Three days afterwards he goes to London, and, later, sells
the prints for a sum sufficient to start him in business. But he does
not rest there, as a lesser man might well do. A rapper’s hands, be it
noted, are against all men. He robs cheerfully the men of his own
trade—the small dealers. Gustavus, then, proceeds to pile Pelion upon
Ossa. He next visits a dealer of his acquaintance and tells him that he
has discovered a genuine set of "Cries," which can be bought cheap in
their original frames. The dealer, who is not an expert in colour
prints, is deceived by the frames and by the authentic yarn which the
widow spins. He does buy the prints cheap, and sells them as genuine to
one of the innumerable collectors with more money than brains. Gustavus
gets his commission and nets a double profit!
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