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He was well pleased when she began to make friends with people like the
Honeybuns. Honeybun was an ubiquitous Socialist who slept at Clapham.
Like Quinney, he had soared. The two men had nothing in common except
this, but it was a bond between them. Mrs. Honeybun had been a
governess in the family of a nobleman. She, too, had soared into an
empyrean of advanced thinkers and workers. Familiarity with the titled
classes had bred contempt for them. In and out of season she denounced
the luxury and indolence of an effete aristocracy. Her own household
was managed abominably. She preached and practised the virtues of an
Edenic diet. Butcher’s meat was spoken of scathingly as the source of
most physical and moral infirmities. Apart from this prejudice against
flesh-pots and aristocrats, she was a kindly woman, over-zealous as a
reformer, displaying a too tempestuous petticoat, but burning with
ardour to ameliorate the condition of the poor and oppressed.
She exercised an enormous influence over Posy.
And it is not easy to analyse this influence, which, however well meant,
was not entirely for good. Mrs. Honeybun was clever enough to admit that
there can be no great gain without an appreciable loss. The only thing
that mattered was the satisfaction of being able to affirm that the gain
outweighed the loss. Her favourite hobby, which she rode mercilessly,
was the necessity of Self-expression, the revealing of the Ego, the
essential Spirit loosed from the bondage of the flesh.
Unhappily, to understand the Honeybun philosophy, a mosaic of all
creeds, it became necessary to master the "patter." The word is perhaps
offensive, but it describes exactly the amazing jargon habitually in the
mouths of the exponents of the New Revelation. It is rather dangerous,
for example, to tell a young girl adored by her parents that she must
begin by loving Herself. Properly assimilated, the injunction is
Socratic. Posy accepted it literally. Mrs. Honeybun, of course,
explained what she meant, but at such length, with such divagations and
irrelevancies, that Posy soon became bored. She told herself that
Ethel’s mother was a dear, an understanding person, tremendously clever
and modern, a twen-center! She could obey this kind and fluent teacher
with hearty goodwill. It was so delightfully easy to begin with loving
one’s Ego.
Susan, it may be imagined, heard too much and too often of the
Honeybuns; and she smiled when she discovered that the meals were
"skimpy." Posy had a healthy appetite not to be satisfied with nut
cutlets or vegetable pie badly cooked and served at odd hours. No
servant stayed long with the Honeybuns, because the remains of cold
"vegy" pie were expected to be consumed at "elevenses." Susan commented
slily on this.
"Your friend, Mrs. Honeybun, seemingly, manages everything and everybody
except her own house and her own servants."
To this Posy fervently replied:
"The spiritual food in that house is simply wonderful!"
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