The crowd at the station, when we got there next day to receive
Blitherington and the girls, was something terrific. Nearly every
member of the University appeared to be expecting female relations,
and most of them must have been satisfied, for the crowd by the 11.50
was simply colossal, though our cheery trio were conspicuous by their
absence. After two or three minutes of unavailing search we secured a
harassed official who was buzzing round the mouth of the guard’s van,
and he assured us that a relief train would arrive in ten minutes, so
we possessed ourselves in patience and admired our friends’ sisters.
We were presented to Mrs. and Miss Accrington and had just caught sight
of de Beresford escorting his mother and her niece, the Honourable
Violet McNeill, who is generally admitted to be the most charming
débutante of the season, when the relief train steamed in and a second
scene of confusion ensued. Freddy, who is very quick in all things,
sorted out from a first-class carriage a faultlessly dressed young man
with a monocle and a pink-and-white complexion and two extremely pretty
girls, whom he introduced as my cousins Miss Coffington, Miss Muriel
Coffington, and Lord Blitherington.
His lordship created the first sensation by enquiring, ‘Is there a
really good pawnshop down here?’
‘Yes,’ said Maisie, ‘we picked him up in the Burlington Arcade
yesterday, kept him till this morning, gave him sixpence for a shave
and brought him down here, and now we’re all three cleaned out; but
he’s brought his gold-mounted dressing case to stay with a local
Hebrew, and so it’ll be pay day for everybody to-morrow. Now let’s get
up to the village inn.’
‘Don’t be in such a hurry, young woman,’ said Blitherington slowly,
‘always reconnoitre your country before advancing your main body; is
Ophelia with our Lady Aunt?’
‘Very much so,’ said Freddy.
‘Good-bye then, I’m going back to town,’ said his lordship as he
proceeded to climb back into the carriage: but on our pointing out that
he had no money, he was persuaded to accompany us to the hotel.
‘Only I warn you,’ he said with a weary smile, ‘if Ophelia commences
telling me about Jacob I shall either take to drink or emigrate.’
We could not return to the Granville to lunch, as Freddy and I had
promised to lunch with Cobson, and Reggie, who had been persuaded to
speak at the Union that evening, had his speech to prepare; however we
arranged to meet the girls and Blitherington in the gateway of Thomas’
at four o’clock for the races. As we were walking down St. Aldate’s
in the afternoon, Freddy, who professes a great indifference to the
charms of his fair cousins, announced his intention of walking with
Blitherington, so that Reggie and I were allotted to Maisie and Muriel.
We had only been waiting about ten minutes when the trio hove in sight,
Blitherington in a splendid flannel suit--he certainly does know how
to dress--and the girls in exceedingly light fluffy chiffons, which
always win my heart.
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