“That's enough about Bob, anyhow. Mrs. Macauley writes her all about him
every week, only she probably didn't mention the black eye. Well, let's
start a new paragraph. When in doubt, always start a new paragraph. It
may turn out a gold mine.
“I found my work much crippled by the loss of my arm. Good Heavens, that
sounds as if I'd had it amputated! And I suppose she naturally would
infer that a man can't do as much with his arm in a sling as he can
when it's in commission. Well, let it stand. I didn't realize how much
surgery I was doing till I had to cut it all out. 'Cut it out,' that
certainly has a surgical ring. It sounds rather bragging, too, I'm
afraid. Never mind. The worst of it is to feel the muscles atrophying
from disuse and the tissues wasting, so that when it comes out of the
splints it will still have to be cured of the degeneration the splints
have--Oh, hold on, Miss Mathewson--this sounds like a paper for a
surgical journal!”
Burns, who had been walking up and down the room, cast himself into an
armchair and stared despairingly at his amanuensis. But she reassured
him by saying quietly that it was always difficult to dictate when one
was not used to it, and that the letter sounded quite right.
“Well, if you think so, we'll try another paragraph--that's certainly
enough about me. Let me see--” He ran his left hand through his hair.
Footsteps sounded upon the porch. Arthur Chester opened the door.
“Oh, excuse me, Red. It's nothing. I was going for a tramp, and I
thought--”
“I'm with you.” Burns sprang to his feet looking immensely relieved.
“Thank you, Miss Mathewson, we'll finish another time. Or perhaps I can
scrawl a finish with my left hand. I'll take the letter. I'll look in at
Bob and get my hat in a jiffy, Ches.”
He seized the letter, ran into the inner office, looked in at the
dimly-lighted room where the boy was sleeping, took up a soft hat and,
out of sight of Miss Mathewson, crammed the typewritten sheet into his
pocket in a crumpled condition. Pulling the soft hat well down over his
eyes he followed Chester out into the fresh November night, drawing a
long breath of satisfaction as the chill wind struck him.
“You were just in time to save me from an awful scrape I'd got myself
into,” he remarked as they tramped away.
“I thought you looked hot and unhappy. Were you proposing to Miss
Mathewson by letter? It's always best to say those things right out:
letters are liable to misinterpretation,” jeered Chester.
“You're right there. I was riding for a fall fast enough when you reined
up alongside. But what's a fellow to do when he can't write himself,
except in flytracks?”
“I presume the lady would prefer the fly-track to a typewritten document
executed by another woman.”
“How do you know the thing was to a lady?” Burns demanded.
“That's easy. No man looks as upset as you did over a communication to
another man. What do you write to her for, anyhow, when she's as near as
Washington?”
“What?”
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