He held up the sheet and gazed at it in disgust. Then he glanced
resentfully at his sling-supported right arm, especially at the fingers
which protruded from the bandages in unaccustomed limp whiteness. Then
he shook his left fist at it. “You'll do some work the minute you
come out of those splints,” he said. “You'll work your passage back to
fitness quicker than an arm ever did before, you pale-faced shirk!”
Then he applied himself to his task, painfully forming a series of
pothooks until one more sentence was completed. He read it over, then
suddenly crumpled the sheet into a ball and dropped it into the waste
basket.
“Lie there!” he whimsically commanded it. “You're not fit to go to a
lady.”
He got up and marched into the outer office where his office nurse sat
at a typewriter, making lout bills.
“Miss Mathewson,” he requested gruffly, “please take a dictation. No,
not on the bill letterheads--on the regular office sheets. I'll speak
slowly. In fact, I'll probably speak very slowly.”
“I'm sorry I don't know shorthand,” said Miss Mathewson, preparing her
paper.
“I'm not. Instead, I'd rather you'd be as slow as you can, to give me
time to think. I'm not used to transmitting mediums--the battery may be
weak--in fact, I'm pretty sure it is. All ready? My dear Mrs. Lessing”:
His cheek reddened suddenly as he saw the nurse's waiting hands poised
over the keys when she had written this address. He cleared his throat
and plunged in.
“This has been a typical November day, dull and cold. We had fine
October weather clear into the second week of this month, but all at
once it turned cold and dull. The leaves are all off the trees--Hold
on--don't say that. She knows the leaves are all off the trees the middle of
November.”
“I have it partly written.”
“Oh! Well, go on, then; I'll fix it: a fact it may be necessary to
remind you of down there in South Carolina, where--Miss Mathewson, do
you suppose the leaves are on in South Carolina?”
“I really don't know, Doctor Burns. I have always lived in the North.”
“So have I--bother it! Well, leave that out.”
“But I've written 'a fact it may be necessary--”
“Well, finish it: a fact at may be necessary to remind you of, you have
been gone so long. Oh, hang it--that sounds flat! How can I tell how
a sentence is coming out, this way? Let that paragraph stand by
itself--we'll hasten on to something that will take the reader's mind
off our unfortunate beginning:
“You will be glad to know that Bobby Burns is well, and not only well,
but fat and hearty. He had a wrestling bout with Harold Macauley the
other day and downed him. He got a black eye, but that didn't count,
though you may not like to hear of it. He is heavier than when you saw
him--Oh, I've said that! Miss Mathewson, when you see I'm repeating
myself, hold me up.”
“I can't always tell when you're going to repeat yourself,” Miss
Mathewson objected.
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