Red Saunders: His Adventures West & East — John Shaqi
Red Saunders: His Adventures West & EastPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders: His Adventures West & East
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
"'Come along, friend,' says Scotty to the
feller, 'you and me are going to have a little
drink on this, if it is the last act.' And I
reckon probably they made it two, for when
Scotty got back again he was in a condition
that made everybody believe that he'd only
guessed at the story he told. But they found
out afterward it was a solemn fact. Mattie,
give us some more coffee."
Thus abruptly recalled to Fairfield, Miss
Mattie started up.
"Well, Will, it does seem as if that was a
dangerous country to live in," said she.
"Oh, not so awful!" said Red. "Just as
many people die here as they do there--this
world's a dangerous place to live in, wherever
you strike it, Mattie."
"That's so," said she, thoughtfully.
"And now," said Red, pushing back his
chair, "it's time I got to work and left you to
do the housework undisturbed."
"What are you going to do, Will?"
"First place, there's fences and things to
be tinkered up, I see. I suppose a millionaire
like me ought to hire those things done, but
I'd have measles of the mind if I sat around
doing nothing."
"I have been wanting to get the place in
good order for some time," said Miss Mattie,
"but what with the money I had to spend for
this and that, and not being able to get
Mr. Joyce to come in for a day's work when I
wanted him, it's gone on, until there is a good
deal of wrack to it."
"We'll wrack it t'other way round in no
time--got any tools here?"
"Out in the barn is what's left of father's
tools--people have borrowed 'em and forgot
to return 'em, and they've rusted or been
lost until I'm afraid there ain't many of 'em
left."
"Well, I'll get along to-day somehow, and
later on we'll stock up--want any help around
the house?"
"Thank you, no, Will."
"Then I'm off."
It was almost with a feeling of terror that
Miss Mattie beheld him root up the fence.
Her idea of repairing was to put in a picket
here and there where it was most needed;
Red's was to knock it all flat first, and set it
up in A1 condition afterward. So, in two
hours' time he straightened up and snapped
the sweat from his brow, beholding the slain
pickets prone on the grass with thorough
satisfaction. Yet he felt tired, for the day was
already hot with a moist and soaking
sea-coast heat, to which the plainsman was
unaccustomed. A three-quarter-grown boy passed
by, lounging on the seat of a farm waggon.
"Hey!" hailed Red. The boy stopped and
turned slowly around.
"Yes, sir," he answered courteously enough.
"Want a job?" said Red.
"Well, I dunno," replied the boy. He was
much astonished at the appearance of his
interrogator, and he was a cautious New
England boy to boot.
"_You_ don't know?" retorted Red. "Well,"
with some sarcasm, "d'ye suppose I could
find out at the post-office?"
The boy looked at Red with a twinkle in his
eye, and a comical drawing of his long mouth.
"I calc'late if you cud fin' out anyweres,
'twould be there," said he.
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