Rogues and VagabondsSims, George R. (George Robert)
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Rogues and Vagabonds
Sims, George R. (George Robert)
Criminals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Mr. Egerton did not choose to enter into details with his solicitors,
Grigg & Limpet, who had prepared themselves for a three-volume novel,
and were disappointed when they found their client’s story was a dry
summary, which would have done credit to the matter-of-fact columns of
the _Times_. Mr. Egerton did not even throw in a little ‘picturesque
reporting.’ He had been shipwrecked, and he had been saved; he had come
home, and had not made himself known because he hated excitement; he
thought if he showed up right on the top of the news of the shipwreck
he should be inundated with inquiries about missing relatives, and
worried by newspaper reporters. He had passed his house one evening,
and he supposed that was when Mrs. Turvey saw him and thought he was a
ghost. He had met Duck, Messrs. Grigg & Limpet’s clerk, last evening,
and sent a message to them. He should take up his residence at his
house again tomorrow, and on any matter of business that might be
necessary Grigg & Limpet could communicate with him there. He would
call on Birnie himself.
That was the substance of the professional interview. Mr. Grigg
listened and said, ‘Exactly,’ ‘Indeed,’ and limited his share of the
conversation to other remarks of a similar character. Limpet launched
out a little more freely, but Mr. Egerton politely declined to be drawn
beyond the boundary he had evidently marked out for himself.
When Mr. Egerton had retired, Grigs; said, ‘’Strodinary man,’ and
Limpet nodded, and added, that ‘There was something more than that at
the bottom of it, or he would eat his head.’
However, as it was not for them to inquire into their client’s secrets,
but only to transact his business and protect his interest, they
immediately set their clerks to work to prepare a statement which would
show Mr. Egerton what had been done in his absence, and how his affairs
stood.
When Mr. Grigg was giving instructions to Duck, a tall, good-looking
young gentleman, dressed in the height of fashion, strolled into the
room, and, after carefully hitching up his trousers at the knees to
avoid creasing them, dropped gracefully into an arm-chair.
‘Well, governor, I’m here to time, you see. They wanted to put me in
room C because you were engaged, but that game wouldn’t do with me, you
know.’
Mr. Limpet frowned.
Mr. Grigg did the same, and more.
‘Mr. Limpet,’ he said, ‘do you allow your son to jeer at the business?’
‘Jeer at the business, be hanged!’ said Limpet, junior, rattling the
handle of his cane against his beautiful teeth. ‘Can’t a fellow have
his joke? Here, charge me 6s. 8d. for it, and put it down in the bill.’
‘Don’t be ridiculous, Reginald,’ growled Mr. Limpet; ‘you annoy Mr.
Grigg very much.’
‘Oh, no, he doesn’t. He can’t help being a fool.’
Reginald Limpet laughed.
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