But now for the College Entrance examinations, the Apollyon which from
afar their professors at Hadley had pointed out to them, straddling over
all their roads, belching out brimstone-fire on all who tried to pass.
With much trepidation hidden under his usual decent impassivity, Neale
journeyed up to take his first examinations at Columbia. He was glad
that the first chanced to be in history. That was one of his good
subjects. He stood a better chance there. With a careful air of
carelessness, he went up to the proctor's desk, took one off the pile of
the printed examination sheets, and with it in his hand, not entirely
steady, he went back to his seat. Safe from observation there, he laid
it before him and his eyes leaping to know the worst, took in the first
three questions at one glance. Holy Smoke! Was this all? Was it for this
he had sweat blood! There was an outline map of the United States, with
a request to mark on it the location of such idiotically well-known
places as Acadia, Pittsburgh, New Orleans. There was "_French and Indian
Wars. State causes immediate and remote._" There was, "_What do you
consider to be the relation between the Missouri Compromise and the
Civil War? Justify your opinion in 500 words._"
Neale leaned back in his chair faint with relief. Why, he could eat it
up like candy. And he ate it up like candy; emerging from it, his head
in the air and the world at his feet. This aspect caused him to be
chastened by a gang of Sophomores who played hare and hounds with him
(he was the hare), through Riverside Park from 120th to 81st Street,
where his long legs finally distanced them.
The other examinations were of the same sort, exactly the same sort, of
a childish facility compared to anything the Hadley professors had
described. Why--it came to Neale with a shock--why, the Hadley purpose
had not been to enable them to pass the exams,--it had been to use
Hadley boys to exalt the name of Hadley throughout the collegiate world!
He felt a deep resentment, a burning bitterness at having been taken in;
and by people who had consciously intended to, who had known very well
what they were about, and had taken advantage of his defenselessness. He
thought of those four years of driving drudgery and causeless dread, and
hated Hadley as the quintessence of cheating. The idea that the subjects
of his study had any value other than as legal tender for college
entrance, that he was the better off for his thorough acquaintance with
them did not once cross his mind. In that respect, too, he was a product
of Hadley.
He came away from the last examination, as stale and worthless as an
overworked colt. The Sophomores let him alone. He looked to them as
though he had not been able to pass.
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