English essays -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs; London (England) -- Description and travel
Now, Hood is passed away--passed off the earth as much as Goldsmith or
Horace. The times in which he lived, and in which very many of us lived
and were young, are changing or changed. I saw Hood once as a young man,
at a dinner which seems almost as ghostly now as that masquerade at the
Pantheon (1772), of which we were speaking anon. It was at a dinner of
the Literary Fund, in that vast apartment which is hung round with the
portraits of very large Royal Freemasons, now unsubstantial ghosts.
There at the end of the room was Hood. Some publishers, I think, were
our companions. I quite remember his pale face; he was thin and deaf,
and very silent; he scarcely opened his lips during the dinner, and he
made one pun. Some gentleman missed his snuff-box, and Hood said,--(the
Freemasons' Tavern was kept, you must remember, by Mr. CUFF in those
days, not by its present proprietors). Well, the box being lost, and
asked for, and CUFF (remember that name) being the name of the landlord,
Hood opened his silent jaws and said * * * Shall I tell you what he
said? It was not a very good pun, which the great punster then made.
Choose your favorite pun out of “Whims and Oddities,” and fancy that was
the joke which he contributed to the hilarity of our little table.
Where those asterisks are drawn on the page, you must know, a pause
occurred, during which I was engaged with “Hood's Own,” having been
referred to the book by this life of the author which I have just been
reading. I am not going to dissert on Hood's humor; I am not a fair
judge. Have I not said elsewhere that there are one or two wonderfully
old gentlemen still alive who used to give me tips when I was a boy?
I can't be a fair critic about them. I always think of that sovereign,
that rapture of raspberry-tarts, which made my young days happy. Those
old sovereign-contributors may tell stories ever so old, and I shall
laugh; they may commit murder, and I shall believe it was justifiable
homicide. There is my friend Baggs, who goes about abusing me, and of
course our dear mutual friends tell me. Abuse away, mon bon! You were so
kind to me when I wanted kindness, that you may take the change out
of that gold now, and say I am a cannibal and negro, if you will. Ha,
Baggs! Dost thou wince as thou readest this line? Does guilty conscience
throbbing at thy breast tell thee of whom the fable is narrated? Puff
out thy wrath, and, when it has ceased to blow, my Baggs shall be to me
as the Baggs of old--the generous, the gentle, the friendly.
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