English essays -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs; London (England) -- Description and travel
The kindly Christmas tree, from which I trust every gentle reader has
pulled a bonbon or two, is yet all aflame whilst I am writing, and
sparkles with the sweet fruits of its season. You young ladies, may you
have plucked pretty giftlings from it; and out of the cracker sugarplum
which you have split with the captain or the sweet young curate may
you have read one of those delicious conundrums which the confectioners
introduce into the sweetmeats, and which apply to the cunning passion of
love. Those riddles are to be read at YOUR age, when I dare say they are
amusing. As for Dolly, Merry, and Bell, who are standing at the
tree, they don't care about the love-riddle part, but understand the
sweet-almond portion very well. They are four, five, six years old.
Patience, little people! A dozen merry Christmases more, and you will be
reading those wonderful love-conundrums, too. As for us elderly folks,
we watch the babies at their sport, and the young people pulling at
the branches: and instead of finding bonbons or sweeties in the packets
which WE pluck off the boughs, we find enclosed Mr. Carnifex's review of
the quarter's meat; Mr. Sartor's compliments, and little statement for
self and the young gentlemen; and Madame de Sainte-Crinoline's respects
to the young ladies, who encloses her account, and will send on
Saturday, please; or we stretch our hand out to the educational branch
of the Christmas tree, and there find a lively and amusing article
from the Rev. Henry Holyshade, containing our dear Tommy's exceedingly
moderate account for the last term's school expenses.
The tree yet sparkles, I say. I am writing on the day before Twelfth
Day, if you must know; but already ever so many of the fruits have been
pulled, and the Christmas lights have gone out. Bobby Miseltow, who has
been staying with us for a week (and who has been sleeping mysteriously
in the bathroom), comes to say he is going away to spend the rest of the
holidays with his grandmother--and I brush away the manly tear of regret
as I part with the dear child. “Well, Bob, good-by, since you WILL go.
Compliments to grandmamma. Thank her for the turkey. Here's--” (A slight
pecuniary transaction takes place at this juncture, and Bob nods and
winks, and puts his hand in his waistcoat pocket.). “You have had a
pleasant week?”
BOB.--“Haven't I!” (And exit, anxious to know the amount of the coin
which has just changed hands.)
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