"Then what of your population?" asked the Austrian, reverting to his
previous line of attack. "It declines as divorce rises in your country."
Muriel rose abruptly.
"I think I shall take a little walk," she said.
Stainton half-rose. Von Klausen sprang to his feet.
"Permit me----" began the Captain.
"No, no," said Muriel; "please sit still, both of you."
"But, my dear----" said Stainton.
"I don't want to interrupt your talk," the girl said. "Finish that and
then join me, Jim."
"In ten minutes, then," said Stainton.
The men resumed their chairs. They looked after her strong young body
as, the wind blowing her skirt about her, she walked away.
"At all events," said Stainton heartily, "there goes the best American
wife."
Von Klausen had grown accustomed to the open domesticity of Americans.
He did not smile.
"She is a charming lady," he agreed. He looked out to sea. "And a
beautiful." After a moment he added: "Do you object, sir, if I say that
it is delightful, the manner in which the black hair gathers over her
forehead and that in which she carries her gracious head?"
"Object, Captain? I say you're quite right. I'm a lucky man. Have you
ever seen more lovely eyes?"
Von Klausen was still looking out to sea.
"In all the world I have seen but one pair that was their equal," he
answered.
Stainton pulled at his cigar.
"You were saying,"--he returned to their previous subject--"that the
American birth-rate declined as divorce grew. Do you think the increase
of the one causes the decrease of the other?"
"I admit that the rate falls in times of commercial depression."
"Of course: divorce and birth are both expensive. If you would look into
the matter a little closer, Captain, I think you would find that the
growth of child labour and the cost of living have about as much to do
with the fall in the birth-rate as anything else. Some of our divorces
are granted to foreigners that come to America because they can't get
easy divorces in their native lands. Most are given for desertion, which
generally means that they are arranged by mutual consent. Nearly as
many result from charges of 'cruelty,' which is as often as not
the man's habit of whistling in the house when his wife has a
headache--'constructive cruelty' we call it, although 'concocted
cruelty' would be a better term. Adultery comes only next, I am told,
and then neglect to provide, and drunkenness. The other causes are all
lower in the list. So you see that when our divorces are not really the
result of a quiet agreement between the husband and wife--and every
judge that signs a decree knows in his heart that nine-tenths are
that--they are the result of conduct which, for anybody who does not
consider marriage a sacrament, abundantly justifies the action."
The talk shifted to Wall Street and continued for half an hour.
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