Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Mr. Widden ran off to Mr. Green, but before he could get a word out
discovered that something unusual had happened. Mrs. Green, a picture
of distress, sat at one end of the room with a handkerchief to her
eyes; Mr. Green, in a condition compounded of joy and rage, was striding
violently up and down the room.
“He's a fraud!” he shouted. “A fraud! I've had my suspicions for some
time, and this evening I got it out of her.”
Mr. Widden stared in amazement.
“I got it out of her,” repeated Mr. Green, pointing at the trembling
woman. “He's no more her son than what you are.”
“What?” said the amazed listener.
“She's been deceiving me,” said Mr. Green, with a scowl, “but I don't
think she'll do it again in a hurry. You stay here,” he shouted, as his
wife rose to leave the room. “I want you to be here when he comes in.”
Mrs. Green stayed, and the other two, heedless of her presence,
discussed the situation until the front door was heard to open, and Mr.
Letts and Betty came into the room. With a little cry the girl ran to
her mother.
“What's the matter?” she cried.
“She's lost another son,” said Mr. Green, with a ferocious sneer—“a
flash, bullying, ugly chap of the name o' Letts.”
“Halloa!” said Mr. Letts, starting.
“A chap she picked up out of the street, and tried to pass off on me as
her son,” continued Mr. Green, raising his voice. “She ain't heard the
end of it yet, I can tell you.”
Mr. Letts fidgeted. “You leave her alone,” he said, mildly. “It's true
I'm not her son, but it don't matter, because I've been to see a lawyer
about her, and he told me that this house and half the furniture belongs
by law to Betty. It's got nothing to do with you.”
“Indeed!” said Mr. Green. “Now you take yourself off before I put the
police on to you. Take your face off these premises.”
Mr. Letts, scratching his head, looked vaguely round the room.
“Go on!” vociferated Mr. Green. “Or will you have the police to put you
out?”
Mr. Letts cleared his throat and moved towards the door. “You stick up
for your rights, my girl,” he said, turning to Betty. “If he don't
treat your mother well, give him back his kitchen chair and his three
stair-rods and pack him off.”
“Henry,” said Mr. Green, with dangerous calm, “go and fetch a
policeman.”
“I'm going,” said Mr. Letts, hastily. “Good-by, Betty; good-by, mother.
I sha'n't be long. I'm only going as far as the post-office. And that
reminds me. I've been talking so much that I quite forget to tell you
that Betty and me were married yesterday morning.”
He nodded pleasantly at the stupefied Mr. Green, and, turning to Mr.
Widden, gave him a friendly dig in the ribs with his finger.
“What's mine is Betty's,” he said, in a clear voice, “and what's Betty's
is MINE! D'ye understand, step-father?”
He stepped over to Mrs. Green, and putting a strong arm around her
raised her to her feet. “And what's mine is mother's,” he concluded,
and, helping her across the room, placed her in the best arm-chair.
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