The boatswain waved his arms and gurgled. “I’m choking!” he moaned, and
dashed blindly into the inn, followed by the alarmed boy.
“Pot—six ale!” he gasped, banging on the little counter.
The landlord eyed him in speechless amazement.
“Six ale!” repeated the boatswain. “Pot! Quick! G-r-r.”
“You be off,” said the landlord, putting down a glass he was wiping, and
eying him wrathfully. “How dare you come into my place like that? What
do you mean by it?”
“He has swallowed a pebble!” said Bassett, hastily.
“If he’d swallowed a brick I shouldn’t be surprised,” said the landlord,
“seeing the state he’s in. I don’t want drunken sailors in my place;
and, what’s more, I won’t have ’em.”
“Drunk?” said the unfortunate boatswain, raising his voice. “Me? Why, I
ain’t—”
“Out you go!” said the landlord, in a peremptory voice, “and be quick
about it; I don’t want people to say you got it here.”
“Got it?” wailed Mr. Walters. “_Got it_? I tell you I ain’t had it. I
swallowed a stone.”
“If you don’t go out,” said the landlord, as Mr. Walters, in token of
good faith, stood making weird noises in his throat and rolling his
eyes, “I’ll have you put out. How dare you make them noises in my bar!
Will—you—go?”
Mr. Walters looked at him, looked at the polished nickel taps, and the
neat row of mugs on the shelves. Then, without a word, he turned and
walked out.
“Has it gone down?” inquired Bassett presently, as they walked along.
“Wot?” said the boatswain, thoughtlessly.
“The pebble.”
“I s’pose so,” said the other, sourly.
“I should think it would be all right, then,” said the boy; “foreign
bodies, even of considerable size, are often swallowed with impunity.
How is your thirst now?”
The boatswain stopped dead in the middle of the road and stood eying him
suspiciously, but the mild eyes behind the glasses only betrayed
friendly solicitude. He grunted and walked on.
By the time the Fox and Hounds came in sight again he had resolved
not to lose a reputation which had entailed so much suffering. He
clapped the boy on the back, and after referring to a clasp-knive which
he remembered to have left on the grass opposite the Pedlar’s Rest,
announced his intention of going back for it. He did go back as far as
a bend in the road, and, after watching Bassett out of sight, hastened
with expectant steps into the inn.
He rested there for an hour, and, much refreshed, walked slowly into
Salthaven. It was past seven o’clock, and somewhat at a loss how to
spend the evening he was bending his steps toward the Lobster Pot, a
small inn by the quay, when in turning a corner he came into violent
collision with a fashionably attired lady.
“I beg pardon, ma’am,” he stammered. “I’m very sorry. I didn’t see where
I was—Why! Halloa, yaller wig!”
Miss Jelks drew back and, rubbing, her arm, eyed him haughtily.
“Fancy you in a ’at like that,” pursued the astonished boatswain. “No
wonder I thought you was a lady. Well, and ’ow are you?”
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