Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little StreamsKock, Paul de
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Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little Streams
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
"All right! all right! that's enough! Madame Agar was jesting; in the
first place, I am not her nephew, but that's a favorite term of hers
that she applies to everybody; she even calls some of her lady customers
her nephews. I'll go and give her a lecture, to teach her not to be so
familiar.--Then you went to my concierge, Madame Pluchonneau, who made
haste to do what I wanted?"
"She didn't make any too much haste, monsieur. In the first place, she
cried: 'If monsieur thinks I like doing such errands as this--carrying
his coat to the Mont-de-Piété---- '"
"Hush! hush! not so loud! Those concierges are so infernally insolent.
It's very warm in my room, the sun shines into it all day; I don't need
to keep my winter clothes through the summer, for the moths to eat; and
then, I have so many clothes, I really don't know where to keep them.
Well?"
"Well, monsieur, your concierge went on with her dinner and didn't show
the slightest zeal."
"I'll have my landlord discharge her."
"When she had finished her dinner, she went up to your room.--'If
monsieur sends to the Mont-de-Piété so often,' she said, 'I don't know
what he'll have left to cover his backside.'"
"Backside! she didn't use that word, I trust?"
"I beg your pardon, monsieur; I have repeated exactly what she said."
"She'll pay dear for that. She shall not do my chamber work any more--I
mean, she shan't help my valet with my cooking. But let us skip these
details; they are eating the dessert without me."
"At last, monsieur, your concierge did your errand. She was gone a very
long time; that's why I could not return any sooner, as you told me to
wait."
"True."
"She came back in a very ill humor, and gave me this for monsieur."
And Paul handed Tobie two five-franc pieces and one of two francs.
"Twelve francs!" he cried. "What does this mean? twelve francs for a
superb silk-lined paletot, with a velvet collar! Messenger, she must
have given you more than this."
Paul repressed with difficulty an angry retort, and handed Tobie a slip
of paper, saying:
"No, monsieur; there wasn't any more money, but she gave me this paper
with it, which will prove that I have handed you all that I received."
The paper was the Mont-de-Piété ticket. Tobie read it, and muttered:
"The Arabs! twelve francs! only twelve francs for a luxurious garment
which cost me a hundred and nineteen! However, I won't let them keep it
long, to teach them---- All right, my boy, all right!"
And Monsieur Pigeonnier started to go away without paying the messenger.
He thought better of it, however, went back to Paul, and put a ten-sou
piece in his hand.
"Here, my boy," he said; "here's your money."
Paul glanced at the ten-sou piece, and could not refrain from saying:
"What, monsieur! this is all you give me for more than three hours?"
"Three hours! three hours! it isn't my fault if you make a job last
forever."
"But, monsieur----"
"I never give less than ten sous for an errand, and never more; it's
quite enough."
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