Satiro-Mastix; or, the Vntrussing of the Humorous PoetDekker, Thomas
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Satiro-Mastix; or, the Vntrussing of the Humorous Poet
Dekker, Thomas
Jonson, Ben, 1573?-1637
_Ter._ Now King I enter, now the Sceane is mine,
My tongue is tipt with poison; know who speakes,
|2360| And looke into my thoughts; I blush not King,
To call thee Tyrant: death hath set my face,
And made my bloud bolde; heare me spirits of men,
And place your eares vpon your hearts; the day
(The fellow to this night) saw her and me,
|2365| Shake hands together: for the booke of heauen,
Made vs eternall friends: thus, _Man and Wife_,
This man of men (the King) what are not kings?
Was my chiefe guest, my royall guest, his Grace
Grac’d all the Table, and did well become
|2370| The vpper end, where sate my Bride: in briefe,
He tainted her chaste eares; she yet vnknowne,
His breath was treason, tho his words were none.
Treason to her and me, he dar’d me then,
(Vnder the couert of a flattering smile,)
|2375| To bring her where she is, not as she is,
Aliue for lust, not dead for (Chastity:
The resolution of my soule, out-dar’d,)
I swore and taxt my faith with a sad oath;
Which I maintaine; heere take her, she was mine,
|2380| When she was liuing, but now dead, she’s thine.
_Kin._ Doe not confound me quite; for mine owne guilt,
Speakes more within me then thy tongue containes;
Thy sorrow is my shame: yet heerein springs,
Ioy out of sorrow, boldnes out of shame;
|2385| For I by this haue found, once in my life,
A faithfull subiect, thou a constant wife.
_Cæl._ A constant wife.
_Kin._ Am I confounded twice?
Blasted with wonder.
|2390| _Ter._ O delude we not,
Thou art too true to liue agen, too faire
To be my Cælestine, too constant farre
To be a woman.
_Cæl._ Not to be thy wife,
|2395| But first I pleade my duetie, and salute
The world agen.
_Sir quin._ My King, my Sonne, know all,
I am an Actor in this misterie,
And beare the chiefest part. The Father I,
|2400| Twas I that ministred to her chaste bloud,
A true somniferous potion, which did steale
Her thoughts to sleepe, and flattered her with death:
I cal’d it a quick poison’d drug, to trie
The Bride-groomes loue, and the Brides constancie.
|2405| He in the passion of his loue did fight,
A combat with affection; so did both,
She for the poison stroue, he for his oath:
Thus like a happie Father, I haue won,
A constant Daughter, and a louing Sonne.
|2410| _Kin._ Mirrour of Maidens, wonder of thy name,
I giue thee that art giuen, pure, chaste, the same
Heere Wat: I would not part (for the worlds pride)
So true a Bride-groome, and so chaste a Bride.
_Cri._ My Leige, to wed a Comicall euent,
|2415| To presupposed tragicke Argument:
Vouchsafe to exercise your eyes, and see
A humorous dreadfull Poet take degree.
_Kin._ Dreadfull in his proportion or his pen?
_Cris._ In both, he calles himselfe the whip of men.
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