It was in the school debating society that John made his great
discovery. Mr. Fletcher was in the chair. The meeting was in the
lecture theatre with its tiers of seats climbing up to the back
windows, in one of which John sat listening. There was a mock
government in office, trying to introduce a bill for compulsory
military training. The debate was opened by the captain of the
Officers' Training Corps, a man John disliked intensely, mainly
because he had prominent teeth that were not prolonged on parallel
lines. John had attended three meetings of the society, but had not
spoken. The small boys sat silent in the presence of the sixth form
gods. John would not have spoken on this occasion except for an
accident. He was sitting on the window seat, jammed in between two
other boys, who, in the course of an attack upon each other's head,
ejected John from his position. He fell with an amazing noise on the
hollow boarding, and the Speaker, looking up, caught John's eye. The
boy had no intention of speaking but Mr. Fletcher evidently
misconstrued his action, and very kindly paused to give John his
opportunity. So there was nothing else for him to do but to open his
mouth. He stammered for half a minute, uttered a witticism and
provoked a laugh, which encouraged him to proceed to a superb piece
of youthful cynicism. The house gasped, but liked the sensation; the
leader of the debate sat amazed at the junior's audacity.
But John had tasted blood. He felt the flattery of the attention he
was commanding. He grew bolder. A few of Marsh's grandiloquent
phrases came into his head, odd readings from those leather-bound
books pointed his arguments gracefully, his ear for a choice phrase
kept his listeners intent. At the end of ten minutes John sat down
abruptly. There was a great silence. He had made a fool of himself,
he thought, and was blushing with shame when the tide of applause
caught him. It seemed to rock the theatre. He was being applauded,
the whole theatre was applauding him! He was no longer a nonentity,
but somebody! It dazed him a little. For the next half hour he
heard his name mentioned in the debate. When they all trooped out of
the theatre, he was smiled at, and patted on the back. The crowning
moment came when Mr. Fletcher looked at him closely through his
spectacles and said--
"I hardly like to approve of your audacity, Dean, but I am pleased
that my house has such an eloquent representative. I'm afraid the
bitterness of your spirit suggests a misspent youth and the
convictions of a Labour leader." And with a good-natured smile, in
which John detected whole-hearted approval, Fletcher passed on.
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