GEORGE. I was not referring to--er--Telworthy.
OLIVIA. Well then?
GEORGE. Well, naturally I--you mustn't--Oh, this is horrible!
(He comes back to his desk as the others come in.)
OLIVIA (getting up). George and I have had some rather bad news, Aunt
Julia. We wanted your advice. Where will you sit?
LADY MARDEN. Thank you, Olivia. I can sit down by myself. (She does
so, near GEORGE. DINAH sits on the sofa with OLIVIA, and BRIAN half
leans against the back of it. There is a hush of expectation. . . .) What
is it? Money, I suppose. Nobody's safe nowadays.
GEORGE (signalling for help). Olivia--
OLIVIA. We've just heard that my first husband is still alive.
DINAH. Telworthy!
BRIAN. Good Lord!
LADY MARDEN. George!
DINAH (excitedly). And only this morning I was saying that nothing
ever happened in this house! (Remorsefully to OLIVIA) Darling, I don't
mean that. Darling one!
LADY MARDEN. What does this mean, George? I leave you for ten
minutes--barely ten minutes--to go and look at the pigs, and when I
come back you tell me that Olivia is a bigamist.
BRIAN (indignantly). I say--
OLIVIA (restraining him). H'sh!
BRIAN (to OLIVIA). If this is a row, I'm on your side.
LADY MARDEN. Well, George?
GEORGE. I'm afraid it's true, Aunt Julia. We heard the news just
before lunch--just before you came. We've only this moment had an
opportunity of talking about it, of wondering what to do.
LADY MARDEN. What was his name--Tel--something--
OLIVIA. Jacob Telworthy.
LADY MARDEN. So he's alive still?
GEORGE. Apparently. There seems to be no doubt about it.
LADY MARDEN (to OLIVIA). Didn't you _see_ him die? I should always
want to _see_ my husband die before I married again. Not that I
approve of second marriages, anyhow. I told you so at the time,
George.
OLIVIA. _And_ me, Aunt Julia.
LADY MARDEN. Did I? Well, I generally say what I think.
GEORGE. I ought to tell you, Aunt Julia, that no blame attaches to
Olivia over this. Of that I am perfectly satisfied. It's nobody's
fault, except----
LADY MARDEN. Except Telworthy's. _He_ seems to have been rather
careless. Well, what are you going to do about it?
GEORGE. That's just it. It's a terrible situation. There's bound to be
so much publicity. Not only all this, but--but Telworthy's past
and--and everything.
LADY MARDEN. I should have said that it was Telworthy's present which
was the trouble. Had he a past as well?
OLIVIA. He was a fraudulent company promoter. He went to prison a good
deal.
LADY MARDEN. George, you never told me this!
GEORGE. I--er----
OLIVIA. I don't see _why_ he should want to talk about it.
DINAH (indignantly). What's it got to do with Olivia, anyhow? It's not
_her_ fault.
LADY MARDEN (sarcastically). Oh no, I daresay it's mine.
OLIVIA (to GEORGE). YOU wanted to ask Aunt Julia what was the right
thing to do.
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