"There's all sorts of ways," declared Mrs. Burling. "For one thing, you
must 'ave a good photo of yourself to send round. What 'ave you got?"
Evarne confessed that she had nothing.
"Then you must 'ave one took, and 'ave sticky-backs made from it."
"Sticky-backs?"
"Yes, fifty a shilling. Don't you know 'em? I've got some stuck in my
visitors' book. I'll get it, and let you see."
She returned in due course and presented the volume.
"I've got a message for you," she went on. "I jist mentioned to the
ladies and gents in the sitting-room, when I went in to git the book,
what I wanted it for, and when they 'eard you'd never bin on the stage
and was thinking of starting, they sent up an invite that if you'd take
supper with 'em when they return from the 'all this evening, they'd be
very 'appy to give you some advice."
"Oh, that is kind of them," declared Evarne with alacrity. "Will you
tell them I'll be very pleased to accept?"
Mrs. Burling took her departure, and the girl amused herself by studying
the visitors' book. Clearly, no praise of the worthy landlady was deemed
too exaggerated, and quite often tactful self-advertisements had been
unblushingly inserted by the writers. Evarne studied the method by which
it was achieved, with a view to future use. Thus "Wally Wentworth, Mrs.
Wally Wentworth and Miss Arundale Sutherland, on highly successful
return visit with sketch, 'The Perils of the Dark,' stopped here, and
found complete satisfaction with both cooking and accommodation." Very
ingenious!
Another, a gentleman whose jolly countenance was preserved to future
ages through the medium of a "sticky-back," declared--
"Owing to being braced up by Mother Burling's high-class cookery, sang
'Cats a-walking on the tiles' and 'Lazy Lily's Lullaby' as never before!
Brought down the house!"
"The Giggling Coon Girls" were also full of praises of Mrs. Burling, but
did not forget to add that at the music hall they were "encored
nightly."
Evarne was quite carried away by the childish self-complacency, the
light-hearted tone of gaiety that pervaded this book, and began to wax
quite enthusiastic over the idea of going on the stage herself. Perhaps
she would be a great success, and become famous, and earn any amount of
money. Then Morris, of course, would hear of her triumphs, and
then----But she stayed these fairy visions with a stern hand as soon as
Morris appeared in them. The pain grew too cruel. Nothing could ever
undo the past.
She wondered if she could act well. She had never had any ambition in
that direction, and so had never tried, not even as an amateur. But
surely anyone could learn to undertake small parts quite easily. She did
not expect to be called upon to play "Juliet" or "Pauline Deschapelles"
immediately.
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