"Short Sixes": Stories to be Read While the Candle BurnsBunner, H. C. (Henry Cuyler)
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"Short Sixes": Stories to be Read While the Candle Burns
Bunner, H. C. (Henry Cuyler)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Awfully nice of you to send me these things,” she said languidly,
but loud enough for the men around her to hear—she had men around her
already: she had been discovered—“but I never eat sweets, you know.
Here, you little mite in the blue sash, don’t you want this pretty box
to put your doll’s clothes in?”
And Maillard’s finest bonbonnière went to a yellow–haired brat of three.
But this was the slightest and lightest of her caprices. She made him
send for his dog–cart and his horses, all the way from New York, only
that he might drive her over the ridiculous little mile–and–a–half of
road that bounded the tiny peninsula. And she christened him “Muffets,”
a nickname presumably suggested by “Morpeth”; and she called him
“Muffets” in the hearing of all the hotel people.
And did such conduct pass unchallenged? No. Pauline scolded, raged,
raved. She wrote to Mama. Mama wrote back and reproved Flossy. But Mama
could not leave Papa. His gout was worse. The Miss Redingtons must act.
The Miss Redingtons merely wept, and nothing more. Pauline scolded;
the flirtation went on; and the people at the big hotel enjoyed it
immensely.
And there was more to come. Four weeks had passed. Mr. Morpeth
was hardly on speaking terms with the elder Miss Belton; and with
the younger Miss Belton he was on terms which the hotel gossips
characterized as “simply scandalous.” Brown glared at him when they
met, and he glared at Brown. Brown was having a hard time. Miss Belton
the elder was not pleasant of temper in those trying days.
“And now,” said Miss Flossy to Mr. Morpeth, “it’s time you proposed to
me, Muffets.”
[Illustration]
They were sitting on the hotel verandah, in the evening darkness. No
one was near them, except an old lady in a Shaker chair.
“There’s Mrs. Melby. She’s pretending to be asleep, but she isn’t.
She’s just waiting for us. Now walk me up and down and ask me to marry
you so that she can hear it. It’ll be all over the hotel inside of half
an hour. Pauline will just _rage_.”
With this pleasant prospect before him, Mr. Morpeth marched Miss Flossy
Belton up and down the long verandah. He had passed Mrs. Melby three
times before he was able to say, in a choking, husky, uncertain voice:
“Flossy—I—I—I _love_ you!”
Flossy’s voice was not choking nor uncertain. It rang out clear and
silvery in a peal of laughter.
“Why, of course you do, Muffets, and I wish you didn’t. That’s what
makes you so stupid half the time.”
“But—” said Mr. Morpeth, vaguely; “but I—“
“But you’re a silly boy,” returned Miss Flossy; and she added in a
swift aside: “_You haven’t asked me to marry you!_”
“W–W–W–Will you be my wife?” stammered Mr. Morpeth.
“No!” said Miss Flossy, emphatically, “I will not. You are too utterly
ridiculous. The idea of it! No, Muffets, you are charming in your
present capacity; but you aren’t to be considered seriously.”
They strolled on into the gloom at the end of the great verandah.
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