England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
"Seventeen to two! The usual male odds! You'll _have_ to go round by
Camber railway bridge, and we'll be in Folkestone by then. We've got
bicycles!" She was half going when she checked and, searching out
Tietjens to address, exclaimed: "I'm sorry I said that. Because some of
you didn't want to catch us. But some of you _did_. And you _were_
seventeen to two." She addressed Mr. Waterhouse:
"Why _don't_ you give women the vote?" she said. "You'll find it will
interfere a good deal with your indispensable golf if you don't. Then
what becomes of the nation's health?"
Mr. Waterhouse said:
"If you'll come and discuss it quietly . . ."
She said:
"Oh, tell that to the marines," and turned away, the men in a row
watching her figure disappear into the distance of the flat land. Not
one of them was inclined to risk that jump: there was nine foot of mud
in the bottom of the dyke. It was quite true that, the plank being
removed, to go after the women they would have had to go several miles
round. It had been a well thought out raid. Mr. Waterhouse said that
girl was a ripping girl: the others found her just ordinary. Mr.
Sandbach, who had only lately ceased to shout: "Hi!" wanted to know what
they were going to do about catching the women, but Mr. Waterhouse said:
"Oh, chuck it, Sandy," and went off.
Mr. Sandbach refused to continue his match with Tietjens. He said that
Tietjens was the sort of fellow who was the ruin of England. He said he
had a good mind to issue a warrant for the arrest of Tietjens--for
obstructing the course of justice. Tietjens pointed out that Sandbach
wasn't a borough magistrate and so couldn't. And Sandbach went off, dot
and carry one, and began a furious row with the two city men who had
retreated to a distance. He said they were the sort of men who were the
ruin of England. They bleated like rams. . . .
Tietjens wandered slowly up the course, found his ball, made his shot
with care and found that the ball deviated several feet less to the
right of a straight line than he had expected. He tried the shot again,
obtained the same result and tabulated his observations in his notebook.
He sauntered slowly back towards the club-house. He was content.
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