England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
Tietjens had hitherto flattered himself that he could examine a subject
swiftly and put it away in his mind. To the General he hardly listened.
The allegations against himself were beastly; but he could usually
ignore allegations against himself and he imagined that if he said no
more about them he would himself hear no more. If there were, in clubs
and places where men talk, unpleasant rumours as to himself he preferred
it to be thought that he was the rip, not his wife the strumpet. That
was normal, male vanity: the preference of the English gentleman! Had it
been a matter of Sylvia spotless and himself as spotless as he was--for
in all these things he knew himself to be spotless!--he would certainly
have defended himself, at least, to the General. But he had acted
practically in not defending himself more vigorously. For he imagined
that, had he really tried, he could have made the General believe him.
But he had behaved rightly! It was not mere vanity. There was the child
up at his sister Effie's. It was better for a boy to have a rip of a
father than a whore for mother!
The General was expatiating on the solidity of a squat castle, like a
pile of draughts, away to the left, in the sun, on the flatness. He was
saying that we didn't build like that nowadays.
Tietjens said:
"You're perfectly wrong, General. All the castles that Henry VIII. built
in 1543 along this coast are mere monuments of jerry-building. . . .
'_In 1543 jactat castra Delis, Sandgatto, Reia, Hastingas Henricus
Rex_' . . . That means he chucked them down . . ."
The General laughed:
"You are an incorrigible fellow. . . . If ever there's any known,
certain fact . . ."
"But go and _look_ at the beastly things," Tietjens said. "You'll see
they've got just a facing of Caen stone that they tide-floated here, and
the fillings-up are just rubble, any rubbish. . . . Look here! It's a
known certain fact, isn't it, that your eighteen-pounders are better
than the French seventy-fives. They tell us so in the House, on the
hustings, in the papers: the public believes it. . . . But would you put
one of your tin-pot things firing--what is it?--four shells a
minute?--with the little bent pins in their tails to stop the
recoil--against their seventy-fives with the compressed-air
cylinders. . . ."
The General sat stiffly upon his cushions:
"That's different," he said. "How the devil do you get to know these
things?"
"It isn't different," Tietjens said, "it's the same muddle-headed frame
of mind that sees good building in Henry VIII. as lets us into wars with
hopelessly antiquated field guns and rottenly inferior ammunition. You'd
fire any fellow on your staff who said we could stand up for a minute
against the French."
"Well, anyhow," the General said, "I thank heaven you're not on my staff
for you'd talk my hind leg off in a week. It's perfectly true that the
public . . ."
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