Circus -- Fiction; Maine -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
To wallop humans is not right,
But--wal, there’s things ye have to do!”
--From “Meditations of Deacon Burgess.”
The next morning the Squire was busy at the cook-stove at daybreak.
He had joyfully turned old Aunt Rhoda over to Hiram’s _ménage_, and he
relished the idea that he could resume his own way of living. As he tied
on his canvas apron he reflected contritely that perhaps he was feeling
a bit too good about being alone again. It wasn’t wholly brotherly.
Then in his mind he laid it all to Aunt Rhoda’s cooking.
She had frizzled the bacon into black chips and fried the steak until
it would do for a boot-tap, and when the Squire had expostulated, had
defiantly told him that he’d better stick to his law books and not try
to tell her, after sixty years at the cook-stove, how to get up “a mess
of vittles.” She had obliged him to eat huge hot dinners at noon that
made him as sleepy as a stuffed anaconda for hours as he sat in his
arm-chair in the office, trying to read his books. She had expected him
to make out a supper on plum preserves and hot cream of tartar biscuits,
and he had already felt the first gnawings of dyspepsia.
“Now for my steak!” he said aloud. It was a generous slice, thick as a
cushion and bordered with the cream-hued fat that Aunt Rhoda obstinately
threw away when she pared his steak into thinner slices in order to fry
them into parchment-like strips.
It sizzled on the grid cheerily, the coffee--with its heaping “measure
for the pot” and two for himself--gave forth an odour that promised
better than the old housekeeper’s slaty-hued brew, and he was just
cracking his eggs for his omelet when there was a rap at the door.
The Squire called an invitation over his shoulder, and the visitor
came in. It was the Mayo youth. His hair, that was usually slicked so
smoothly, was tousled and it hung in strings about his face. He had
evidently run all the way up the street, for he was out of breath and
panted with open mouth like a dog as he thrust toward the Squire a bit
of paper that he pinched by one corner.
“Lay it down on the table,” directed the lawyer, shortly. “Can’t you see
that both my hands are full?”
The young man stumbled toward him and shoved the paper into his hands,
evidently unconscious that the Squire had spoken. It fell into the bowl
and the lawyer picked it out gingerly, muttering his ire.
Mayo then grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him, trying to utter
intelligible speech, but he could only blubber and hiccup.
“You infernal calf,” stormed the lawyer; “sit down in that chair and get
your breath and let me alone!” He pushed the youth across the room and
plumped him down with a thud that snapped his open jaws together.
“She’s gug-gug-gone, Squire Look!” Mayo managed to squeak.
The lawyer shook the paper to free it of the egg, looking ruefully
toward his bowl as he did so. Then he read the note, his brows knotting.
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