“Yiss. Her were in a shockin’ staate an’ condition. Her nigh made me
sick, I tal ’ee. But I rowted un out, and I rowted un out, an’ I made
all shipshape, though her smelt like to bilges.”
“Her died mousin’, I reckon, poor thing,” said Lena.
“Then her moused different to any made cat o’ God’s world, Lena. I up
with the top-board, an’ she were lying on her back, an’ I turned un
ovver with the brume-handle, an’ ’twas her back was all covered with
the plaster from ’twixt the lathin’. Yiss, I tal ’ee. An’ under her
head there lay, like, so’s to say, a little pillow o’ plaster druv up
in front of her by raison of her slidin’ along on her back. No cat niver
went mousin’ on her back, Lena. Some one had shoved her along right
underneath, so far as they could shove un. Cats don’t make theyselves
pillows for to die on. Shoved along, she were, when she was settin’ for
to be cold, laike.”
“Oh, yeou’m too clever to live, Fatty. Yeou go get wed an’ taught some
sense,” said Lena, the affianced of Gumbly.
“Larned a little ’fore iver some maidens was born. Sarved in the Queen’s
Navy, I have, where yeou’m taught to use your eyes. Yeou go ’tend your
own business, Lena.”
“Do ’ee mean what you’m been tellin’ us?” said Oke.
“Ask me no questions, I’ll give ’ee no lies. Bullet-hole clane thru from
side to side, an’ tu heart-ribs broke like withies. I seed un when I
turned un ovver. They’re clever, oh, they’m clever, but they’m not too
clever for old Richards! ’Twas on the born tip o’ my tongue to tell,
tu, but... he said us niver washed, he did. Let his dom boys call us
‘stinkers,’ he did. Sarve un dom well raight, I say!”
Richards spat on a fresh boot and fell to his work, chuckling.
THE IMPRESSIONISTS.
They had dropped into the chaplain’s study for a Saturday night
smoke---all four house-masters--and the three briars and the one cigar
reeking in amity proved the Rev. John Gillett’s good generalship. Since
the discovery of the cat, King had been too ready to see affront
where none was meant, and the Reverend John, buffer-state and general
confidant, had worked for a week to bring about a good understanding.
He was fat, clean-shaven, except for a big mustache, of an imperturbable
good temper, and, those who loved him least said, a guileful Jesuit.
He smiled benignantly upon his handiwork--four sorely tried men talking
without very much malice.
“Now remember,” he said, when the conversation turned that way, “I
impute nothing. But every time that any one has taken direct steps
against Number Five study, the issue has been more or less humiliating
to the taker.”
“I can’t admit that. I pulverize the egregious Beetle daily for his
soul’s good; and the others with him,” said King.
“Well, take your own case, King, and go back a couple of years. Do
you remember when Prout and you were on their track for--hutting and
trespass, wasn’t it? Have you forgotten Colonel Dabney?”
The others laughed. King did not care to be reminded of his career as a
poacher.
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