Mechanically Beetle had handed over the money to Stalky as treasurer of
the study. The custom of years is not lightly broken. In return for
the document, Prout expounded to Beetle the enormity of money-lending,
which, like everything except compulsory cricket, corrupted houses and
destroyed good feeling among boys, made youth cold and calculating,
and opened the door to all evil. Finally, did Beetle know of any
other cases? If so, it was his duty as proof of repentance to let his
house-master know. No names need be mentioned.
Beetle did not know--at least, he was not quite sure, sir. How could he
give evidence against his friends? The house might, of course--here he
feigned an anguished delicacy--be full of it. He was not in a position
to say. He had not met with any open competition in his trade; but if
Mr. Prout considered it was a matter that affected the honor of
the house (Mr. Prout did consider it precisely that), perhaps the
house-prefects would be better...
He spun it out till half-way through prep.
“And,” said the amateur Shylock, returning to the form-room and
dropping at Stalky’s side, “if he don’t think the house is putrid with
it, I’m several Dutch-men--that’s all... I’ve been to Mr. Prout’s
study, sir.” This to the prep.-master. “He said I could sit where I
liked, sir... Oh, he is just tricklin’ with emotion... Yes, sir, I’m
only askin’ Corkran to let me have a dip in his ink.”
After prayers, on the road to the dormitories, Harrison and Craye,
senior house-prefects, zealous in their office, waylaid them with great
anger. “What have you been doing to Heffy this time, Beetle? He’s been
jawing us all the evening.”
“What has His Serene Transparency been vexin’ you for?” said McTurk.
“About Beetle lendin’ money to Stalky,” began Harrison; “and then Beetle
went and told him that there was any amount of money-lendin’ in the
house.”
“No, you don’t,” said Beetle, sitting on a boot-basket. “That’s just
what I didn’t tell him. I spoke the giddy truth. He asked me if there
was much of it in the house; and I said I didn’t know.”
“He thinks you’re a set of filthy Shylocks,” said McTurk. “It’s just as
well for you he don’t think you’re burglars. You know he never gets a
notion out of his conscientious old head.”
“Well-meanin’ man. Did it all for the best.” Stalky curled gracefully
round the stair-rail. “Head in a drain-pipe. Full confession in the left
boot. Bad for the honor of the house--very.”
“Shut up,” said Harrison. “You chaps always behave as if you were jawin’
us when we come to jaw you.”
“You’re a lot too cheeky,” said Craye.
“I don’t quite see where the cheek comes in, except on your part, in
interferin’ with a private matter between me an’ Beetle after it has
been settled by Prout.” Stalky winked cheerfully at the others.
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