“I was too truthful,” said Beetle. “I always am. You see, he was under
an impression, Padre, and I suppose I ought to have corrected that
impression; but of course I couldn’t be _quite_ certain that his
house wasn’t given over to money-lendin’, could I? I thought the
house-prefects might know more about it than I did. They ought to.
They’re giddy palladiums of public schools.”
“They did, too--by the time they’d finished,” said McTurk. “As nice a
pair of conscientious, well-meanin’, upright, pure-souled boys as you’d
ever want to meet, Padre. They turned the house upside down--Harrison
and Craye---with the best motives in the world.”
“They said so. ‘They said it very loud and clear. They went and shouted
in our ear,’” said Stalky.
“My own private impression is that all three of you will infallibly be
hanged,” said the Reverend John.
“Why, we didn’t do anything,” McTurk replied. “It was all Mr. Prout. Did
you ever read a book about Japanese wrestlers? My uncle---he’s in the
Navy--gave me a beauty once.”
“Don’t try to change the subject, Turkey.”
“I’m not, sir. I’m givin’ an illustration--same as a sermon. These
wrestler-chaps have got sort sort of trick that lets the other chap do
all the work. Than they give a little wriggle, and he upsets himself.
It’s called _shibbuwichee_ or _tokonoma_, or somethin’. Mr. Prout’s a
_shibbuwicher_. It isn’t our fault.”
“Did you suppose we went round corruptin’ the minds of the fags?” said
Beetle. “They haven’t any, to begin with; and if they had, they’re
corrupted long ago. I’ve been a fag, Padre.”
“Well, I fancied I knew the normal range of your iniquities; but if
you take so much trouble to pile up circumstantial evidence against
yourselves, you can’t blame any one if--”
“We don’t blame any one, Padre. We haven’t said a word against Mr.
Prout, have we?” Stalky looked at the others. “We love him. He hasn’t a
notion how we love him.”
“H’m! You dissemble your love very well. Have you ever thought who got
you turned out of your study in the first place?”
“It was Mr. Prout turned us out,” said Stalky, with significance.
“Well, I was that man. I didn’t mean it; but some words of mine, I’m
afraid, gave Mr. Prout the impression--”
Number Five laughed aloud.
“You see it’s just the same thing with you, Padre,” said McTurk. “He
is quick to get an impression, ain’t he? But you mustn’t think we don’t
love him, ’cause we do. There isn’t an ounce of vice about him.”
A double knock fell on the door.
“The Head to see Number Five study in his study at once,” said the voice
of Foxy, the school sergeant.
“Whew!” said the Reverend John. “It seems to me that there is a great
deal of trouble coming for some people.”
“My word! Mr. Prout’s gone and told the Head,” said Stalky. “He’s a
moral double-ender. Not fair, luggin’ the Head into a house-row.”
“I should recommend a copy-book on a--h’m--safe and certain part,” said
the Reverend John disinterestedly.
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