Stokers and pokers : $b or, The London and North-Western Railway, the electric telegraph, and the railway clearing-houseHead, Francis Bond, Sir
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Stokers and pokers : $b or, The London and North-Western Railway, the electric telegraph, and the railway clearing-house
Head, Francis Bond, Sir
London and North-Western Railway; Railway Clearing House (London, England); Telegraph -- Great Britain
As soon as we had rapidly glanced over the tarpaulin-covered-in
arrangements above described, which had been made for the reception
of parcels _for_ London, we hurried across the five sets of rails
that separate the platforms of the in and out trains to the “Parcels
Delivery Office,” both departments of which we found had been
exclusively devoted for the week to the reception and despatch of
parcels _from_ London to the country. On the floor of each of the
offices we have already described we saw piled to a considerable
height masses of parcels, which it was evident could scarcely
be despatched as rapidly as they were arriving. The clerks, the
assistants, as well as the extra persons who had been engaged, all
appeared more or less exhausted. The accountant--the recording angel
of the establishment--looked deadly pale, while the voices of the
chanting porters were, to a pitiable degree, weaker and fainter than
when we had last heard them; indeed, the whole establishment had
evidently been overwhelmed with parcels which the Company’s servants
were still collecting, receiving, lifting, driving, wheeling,
turning, twisting, weighing, pasting, labelling, and hallooing at,
and yet, notwithstanding the rapidity with which they were despatched
by rails, vans, waggons, carts, and busses, they were arriving, if
possible, faster than ever!
Now, after this afflicting description of the plague of parcels
which during Christmas week annually infests and infects the Euston
Station, our readers will, no doubt, feel somewhat alarmed when we
state that we propose to inform them in detail of the contents of
each!
The job, however, is easily performed, for in these parcels there
are neither gold, silver, jewels, pictures, nor books--they contain
neither covering for the body nor consolation for the mind--they
belong neither to the vegetable nor to the mineral kingdom--in short,
they are simply composed of good, plain, honest eatables, bequeathed
by British hearts, addressed by British hands to British stomachs of
all classes of society.
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