English fiction -- 19th century; Ireland -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Neal,” said the schoolmaster, meekly, “I won’t fight; I have been too
often subdued ever to presume on the hope of a single victory. My spirit
is long since evaporated; I am like one of your own shreds, a mere
selvage. Do you not know how much my habiliments have shrunk in even
within the last five years? Hear me, Neal, and venerate my words as if
they proceeded from the lips of a prophet. If you wish to taste the
luxury of being subdued--if you are, as you say, blue-moulded for want
of a beating, and sick at heart of a peaceful existence--why, marry a
wife. Neal, send my breeches home with all haste, for they are wanted,
you understand. Farewell.”
Mr. O’Connor, having thus expressed himself, departed; and Neal stood,
with the cudgel in his hand, looking at the door out of which he passed,
with an expression of fierceness, contempt, and reflection strongly
blended on the ruins of his once heroic visage.
Many a man has happiness within his reach if he but knew it. The tailor
had been hitherto miserable because he pursued a wrong object. The
schoolmaster, however, suggested a train of thought upon which Neal now
fastened with all the ardour of a chivalrous temperament. Nay, be
wondered that the family spirit should have so completely seized upon
the fighting side of his heart as to preclude all thoughts of matrimony;
for he could not but remember that his relations were as ready for
marriage as for fighting. To doubt this would have been to throw a blot
upon his own escutcheon. He therefore very prudently asked himself to
whom, if he did not marry, should he transmit his courage. He was a
single man, and, dying as such, he would be the sole depository of his
own valor, which, like Junius’s secret, must perish with him. If he
could have left it as a legacy to such of his friends as were most
remarkable for cowardice, why, the case would be altered: but this was
impossible, and he had now no other means of preserving it to posterity
than by creating a posterity to inherit it. He saw, too, that the world
was likely to become convulsed. Wars, as everybody knew, were certain to
break out; and would it not be an excellent opportunity for being father
to a colonel, or perhaps a general, that might astonish the world?
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