Stories by English Authors: Scotland (Selected by Scribners)
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Stories by English Authors: Scotland (Selected by Scribners)
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“And now, Steenie,” said Sir John, “although this vision of yours tends,
on the whole, to my father’s credit as an honest man, that he should,
even after his death, desire to see justice done to a poor man like
you, yet you are sensible that ill-dispositioned men might make bad
constructions upon it concerning his soul’s health. So, I think, we had
better lay the haill dirdum on that ill-deedie creature, Major Weir,
and say naething about your dream in the wood of Pitmurkie. You had taen
ower-muckle brandy to be very certain about onything; and, Steenie, this
receipt”--his hand shook while he held it out--“it’s but a queer kind of
document, and we will do best, I think, to put it quietly in the fire.”
“Od, but for as queer as it is, it’s a’ the voucher I have for my rent,”
said my gudesire, who was afraid, it may be, of losing the benefit of
Sir Robert’s discharge.
“I will bear the contents to your credit in the rental-book, and give
you a discharge under my own hand,” said Sir John, “and that on the
spot. And, Steenie, if you can hold your tongue about this matter, you
shall sit, from this time downward, at an easier rent.”
“Mony thanks to your honour,” said Steenie, who saw easily in what
corner the wind was; “doubtless I will be conformable to all your
honour’s commands; only I would willingly speak wi’ some powerful
minister on the subject, for I do not like the sort of soumons of
appointment whilk your honour’s father--”
“Do not call the phantom my father!” said Sir John, interrupting him.
“Well then, the thing that was so like him,” said my gudesire; “he spoke
of my coming back to see him this time twelvemonth, and it’s a weight on
my conscience.”
“Aweel then,” said Sir John, “if you be so much distressed in mind, you
may speak to our minister of the parish; he is a douce man, regards the
honour of our family, and the mair that he may look for some patronage
from me.”
Wi’ that, my father readily agreed that the receipt should be burnt; and
the laird threw it into the chimney with his ain hand. Burn it would
not for them, though; but away it flew up the lum, wi’ a lang train of
sparks at its tail, and a hissing noise like a squib.
My gudesire gaed down to the manse, and the minister, when he had heard
the story, said it was his real opinion that, though my gudesire had
gane very far in tampering with dangerous matters, yet as he had refused
the devil’s arles (for such was the offer of meat and drink), and had
refused to do homage by piping at his bidding, he hoped that, if he held
a circumspect walk hereafter, Satan could take little advantage by what
was come and gane. And, indeed, my gudesire, of his ain accord, lang
forswore baith the pipes and the brandy--it was not even till the year
was out, and the fatal day past, that he would so much as take the
fiddle or drink usquebaugh or tippenny.
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