Sweethearts at HomeCrockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
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Sweethearts at Home
Crockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
Girls -- Diaries
However, both sorts were applauded, and when the people in tights leaped
up and stood on each others' feet in order to form a pyramid, the
general feeling was that if indeed we were selling our souls to Satan,
at least we were getting the worth of our money!
We did not care much, after this, for the legitimate drama--though it
was funny, certainly, to see Othello's "livery of the burnished sun"
grow patchy, and the grease trickle down from the left corner of
Desdemona's nose--which, being naturally rubicund, had been worked up
for the occasion.
I was, of course, too much of a young lady to be allowed to visit the
Fair under any available escort. In the evening I might possibly, in
company with Somebody, be permitted to peruse the outsides of the
booths. But the real delights were for the children. Strong in the
possession of a half-crown apiece (to be spent as you please without
accounting), Sir Toady and the Maid made havoc among the Aunt Sallies
and the Cocoa-nut shysters.
A plan of campaign was evolved, simple but effective. Sir Toady, who was
a good shot, took over the Maid's half-crown, and bound himself by a
great oath to deliver up half the proceeds.
As for me, I caught glimpses of His Majesty's uniform darting from stall
to stall, from range to range, followed by a butterfly figure in skimp
white. This was the Maid, keeping track of profit and loss. She had good
cause. Was she not involved to the extent of two-and-sixpence, her
maiden mite?
Sir Toady appeared to be reckless, and put wholesale propositions before
the Cocoa-nut shysters, as thus--"Suppose I give you two shillings cash,
how many throws can I have for it, and can I pick my own nuts if I win?"
Some refused and some accepted. Those who refused were, commercially
speaking, the lucky merchants. Sir Toady's aim was deadly. He did not
mind throwing at an Aunt Sally, though this he considered rather
old-fashioned play. A bull's-eye trap-door, which opened at the smack
of the ball, was his favorite. And he cleaned up one merchant from whom
he had secured the easy terms of forty throws for half-a-crown. So
completely did he do it that the fellow, who saw his pile of nuts
rapidly wasting away, brazenly repudiated his bargain, and would even
have tried to lay hands on the pile already in the bag over the Maid's
shoulder.
But the shyster reckoned without a knowledge of his Toady. You see,
there was not in Edam man, woman, or child who did not know Sir Toady.
And though at one time or another most had had their private
disagreements with that youth, he was still an Edamite of the Edamites.
Stained with early (orchard) crime, he yet retained the sympathy of
gentle and simple. The very "smoutchies" of a younger time rallied at
his call, and if the nuts had not instantly been paid over, the
overturned "gallery" would have been sacked on the instant by
promiscuous brigandage, the very police looking on with broad, benignant
smiles.
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