New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories; Theater -- Fiction
It was at the point where Emily had quite forgotten Welty, and Welty's
stories portrayed her as recklessly adoring him and seeking him in cabs
at all hours, that Barry McGettigan, a despised young reporter, “doing
police,” heard one of Welty's accounts of an alleged interview with
Emily; and Barry, who had a way of knowing human nature and observing
people, suspected.
Now Barry cherished a deep-rooted grudge against Welty, all the more
dangerous because Welty was unaware of it. Its exact cause has never
been torn from Barry's breast. Some have ascribed it to Welty's having
mimicked Barry's brogue before a crowd in a saloon one night. Others
have laid it to the following passage of words, which is now a part of
the ancient history of the Nocturnal Club.
“Spakin' of ancestors,” Barry began, “I'd loike to bet--”
“I'd like to bet,” broke in Welty, “that your own ancestry leads
directly to the Shandy family.”
There was a general laugh, which Barry, whose nose was as flat as
any Shandy's could have been but who had never read Sterne, did not
understand.
“What did he mane?” Barry asked a friend. The friend told him to read
“Tristram Shandy.” He spent two hours in a public library next day and
learned how his facial peculiarity had been used by Welty to create a
laugh and incidentally to insult him.
This he never forgave. And he bided his time.
Now, having heard Welty boast of being the object of this Emily's
infatuation, Barry McGettigan deflected his mind from the contemplation
of murders, infanticides, fires, and other matters of general interest,
and gave his best thoughts and skill to investigating this talked-of
love affair of Welty's.
He discovered the true situation within three days. He found that Emily
was engaged to be married to a college football player who came to the
city once a week to see her.
He borrowed money, made himself very agreeable to Welty, and also got
himself introduced to the football player. The latter was a tall, lithe,
heavy-shouldered, brown-faced, thick-knuckled youth, who practiced all
kinds of athletic diversions.
Barry McGettigan sounded the football man in one brief interview one
night, between the acts of the comic opera, at the saloon next door. He
found a means of fastening himself upon the football player's esteem.
The collegian expressed a mild desire to see something of police-station
life. Barry invited him to spend an evening with him on duty at Central
Station. The collegian accepted. Barry appointed a time and named a
certain café as a meeting place.
Then Barry invited Welty to dine with him at the same café on the
same evening at the same hour. By means of his borrowed money, he had
lavished costly drinks upon Welty of late, and Welty had reason to
anticipate a dinner worth the accepting. Barry told Welty nothing of the
collegian and he told the collegian nothing more of Welty.
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