“That ain't all,” he continued. “I thought I'd keep it as a sort of
relic, like. What 'appened? I'll tell you. Amongst the crew there's
three Chinks--see? We ain't through the canal before one of 'em, a new
one to me--Li Ping is his name--offers me five bob for the pigtail,
which he sees me looking at one mornin'. I give him a punch on the nose
an' 'e don't renew the offer: but that night (we're layin' at Port Said)
'e tries to pinch it! I dam' near broke his neck, and 'e don't try any
more. To-night”--he extended his right arm forensically--“a deppitation
of Chinks waits on me at the dock gates; they explains as from a
patriotic point of view they feels it to be their dooty to buy that
pigtail off of me, and they bids a quid, a bar of gold--a Jimmy o'
Goblin!”
He snapped his fingers contemptuously and emptied his pewter. A sense
of what was coming began to dawn on me. That the “hold-up” near the
riverside formed part of the scheme was possible, and, reflecting on
my rough treatment of the two Chinamen, I chuckled inwardly. Possibly,
however, the scheme had germinated in my acquaintance's mind merely as
a result of an otherwise common assault, of a kind not unusual in these
parts, but, whether elaborate or comparatively simple, that the story
of the pigtail was a “plant” designed to reach my pocket, seemed a
reasonable hypothesis.
“I told him to go to China,” concluded the object of my suspicion, again
rapping upon the counter, “and you see what come of it. All I got to say
is this: If they're so bloody patriotic, I says one thing: I ain't the
man to stand in their way. You done me a good turn to-night, mate; I'm
doing you one. 'Ere's the bloody pigtail, 'ere's my empty mug. Fill the
mug and the pigtail's yours. It's good for a quid at the dock gates any
day!”
My suspicions vanished; my interest arose to boiling point. I refilled
my acquaintance's mug, pressed a sovereign upon him (in honesty I must
confess that he was loath to take it), and departed with the pigtail
coiled neatly in an inner pocket of my jacket. I entered the house in
Wade Street by the side door, and half an hour later let myself out by
the front door, having cast off my dockland disguise.
II
HOW I LOST IT
It was not until the following evening that I found leisure to examine
my strange acquisition, for affairs of more immediate importance
engrossed my attention. But at about ten o'clock I seated myself at
my table, lighted the lamp, and taking out the pigtail from the table
drawer, placed it on the blotting-pad and began to examine it with the
greatest curiosity, for few Chinese affect the pigtail nowadays.
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