Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“‘Snowdrop tries to enter into our ways, as they always do; but,
of course, it would be a little awkward if she played tricks. How
alarmed they would all be if she took it into her head to walk about
on two legs, like everybody else.’”
“Nonsense!” ejaculated Colonel Crane. “Can’t be a child--talking about
it walking about on two legs.”
“After all,” said Pierce thoughtfully, “a little girl does walk about
on two legs.”
“Bit startling if she walked about on three,” said Crane.
“If my learned brother will allow me,” said Hood, in his forensic
manner, “would he describe the fact of a little girl walking on two
legs as alarming?”
“A little girl is always alarming,” replied Pierce.
“I’ve come to the conclusion myself,” went on Hood, “that Snowdrop
must be a pony. It seems a likely enough name for a pony. I thought at
first it was a dog or a cat but alarming seems a strong word even for
a dog or a cat sitting up to beg. But a pony on its hind legs might be
a little alarming, especially when you’re riding it. Only I can’t fit
this view in with the next sentence: ‘I’ve taught her to reach down the
things I want.’”
“Lord!” cried Pierce. “It’s a monkey!”
“That,” replied Hood, “had occurred to me as possibly explaining the
weird Asiatic atmosphere. But a monkey on two legs is even less unusual
than a dog on two legs. Moreover, the reference to Asiatic mystery
seems really to refer to something else and not to any animal at all.
For he ends up by saying: ‘I feel now as if my mind were moving in much
larger and more ancient spaces of time or eternity; and as if what I
thought at first was an oriental atmosphere was only an atmosphere of
the orient in the sense of dayspring and the dawn. It has nothing to do
with the stagnant occultism of decayed Indian cults; it is something
that unites a real innocence with the immensities, a power as of the
mountains with the purity of snow. This vision does not violate my own
religion, but rather reinforces it; but I cannot help feeling that I
have larger views. I hope in two senses to preach liberty in these
parts. So I may live to falsify the proverb after all.’
“That,” added Hood, folding up the letter, “is the only sentence in the
whole thing that conveys anything to my mind. As it happens, we have
all three of us lived to falsify proverbs.”
Hilary Pierce had risen to his feet with the restless action that went
best with his alert figure. “Yes,” he said; “I suppose we can all
three of us say we have lived for adventures, or had some curious ones
anyhow. And to tell you the truth, the adventure feeling has come on me
very strong this very minute. I’ve got the detective fever about that
parson of yours. I should like to get at the meaning of that letter, as
if it were a cipher about buried treasure.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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