Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Colonel Crane snapped his fingers with a mild irritation in trying
to recall a trifle. “He said it was a--you know, I’ve forgotten the
word--a botheration or embarrassment. But then he’s always in a state
of botheration and embarrassment. I didn’t tell you, by the way, that I
had a letter from him too. Came the day after I heard yours. Shorter,
and perhaps a little plainer.” And he handed the letter to Hood, who
read it out slowly:
“‘I never knew the old British populace, here in Avalon itself, could
be so broken down by squires and sneaking lawyers. Nobody dared help
me move my house again; said it was illegal and they were afraid
of the police. But Snowdrop helped, and we carted it all away in
two or three journeys; took it right clean off the old fool’s land
altogether this time. I fancy the old fool will have to admit there
are things in this world he wasn’t prepared to believe in.’”
“But look here,” began Hood as if impulsively, and then stopped and
spoke more slowly and carefully. “I don’t understand this; I think it’s
extremely odd. I don’t mean odd for an ordinary person, but odd for an
odd person; odd for this odd person. I know White better than either
of you can, and I can tell you that, though he tells a tale anyhow,
the tale is always true. He’s rather precise and pedantic when you
do come to the facts; these litigious quarrelsome people often are.
He would do extraordinary things, but he wouldn’t make them out more
extraordinary than they were. I mean he’s the sort of man who might
break all the squire’s windows, but he wouldn’t say he’d broken six
when he’d broken five. I’ve always found when I’d got to the meaning of
those mad letters that it was quite true. But how can this be true? How
could Snowdrop, whatever she is, have moved a whole house, or old White
either?”
“I suppose you know what I think,” said Pierce. “I told you that
Snowdrop, whatever else she is, is invisible. I’m certain your friend
has gone Spiritualist, and Snowdrop is the name of a spirit, or a
control, or whatever they call it. The spirit would say, of course,
that it was mere child’s play to throw the house from one end of the
county to the other. But if this unfortunate gentleman believes himself
to have been thrown, house and all, in that fashion, I’m very much
afraid he’s begun really to suffer from delusions.”
The faces of the two older men looked suddenly much older, perhaps for
the first time they looked old. The young man seeing their dolorous
expression was warmed and fired to speak quickly.
“Look here,” he said hastily, “I’ll go down there myself and find out
what I can for you. I’ll go this afternoon.”
“Train journey takes ages,” said the Colonel, shaking his head. “Other
end of nowhere. Told me yourself you had an appointment at the Air
Ministry to-morrow.”
“Be there in no time,” replied Pierce cheerfully. “I’ll fly down.”
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