Tales, Traditions and Romance of Border and Revolutionary TimesEllis, Edward Sylvester
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Tales, Traditions and Romance of Border and Revolutionary Times
Ellis, Edward Sylvester
Frontier and pioneer life -- United States -- Anecdotes; United States -- History -- Revolution, 1775-1783 -- Anecdotes
There is a well-accredited bear-story which belongs to the early history
of Ohio, and which is of a little different type from most of the
adventures with these ugly animals. An old pilot of the Ohio was once
obliged to give a bruin a free ride—but he could hardly blame the bear,
after stopping so kindly to take him in. But we must let him tell his
own story. "Twenty odd year ago," said the pilot, "there warn't a great
many people along the Ohio, except Injins and b'ars, and we didn't like
to cultivate a clust acquaintance with either of 'em; fer the Injins
were cheatin', scalpin' critters, and the bears had an onpleasant way
with them. Ohio warn't any great shakes then, but it had a mighty big
pile of the tallest kind of land layin' about, waitin' to be opened to
the sunlight. 'Arly one mornin' when my companions was asleep, I got up
and paddled across the river after a deer, for we wanted venison for
breakfast. I got a buck and was returnin', when what should I see but a
b'ar swimmin' the Ohio, and I put out in chase right off. I soon
overhauled the critter and picked up my rifle to give him a settler, but
the primin' had got wet and the gun wouldn't go off. I didn't understand
b'ar as well then as I do now, and I thought I'd run him down and drown
him or knock him in the head. So I put the canoe right eend on toward
him, thinkin' to run him under, but when the bow teched him, what did he
do but reach his great paws up over the side of the canoe and begin to
climb in. I hadn't bargained for that. I felt mighty onpleasant, you may
believe, at the prospect of sech a passenger. I hadn't time to get at
him with the butt of my rifle, till he came tumbling into the dugout,
and, as he seated himself on his starn, showed as pretty a set of ivory
as you'd wish to see. Thar we sot, he in one end of the dugout, I in
t'other, eyein' one another in a mighty suspicious sort of way. He
didn't seem inclined to come near my eend of the canoe, and I was
principled agin goin' toward his. I made ready to take to the water, but
at the same time made up my mind I'd paddle him to shore, free gratis
for nothin' if he'd behave hisself. Wal, I paddled away, the b'ar every
now and then grinnin' at me, skinnin' his face till every tooth in his
head stood right out, and grumblin' to hisself in a way that seemed to
say, 'I wonder if that chap's good to eat.' I didn't offer any opinion
on the subject; I didn't say a word to him, treatin' him all the time
like a gentleman, but kept pullin' for the shore. When the canoe touched
ground, he clambered over the side, climbed up the bank, and givin' me
an extra grin, made off for the woods. I pushed the dugout back
suddenly, and give him, as I felt safe agin, a double war whoop, that
astonished him. I learned one thing that morning—never to try to _drown
a b'ar_—'specially by running him down with a dugout—it wont pay!"
[Illustration:
Big Joe Logston's Encounter with an Indian—_Page_ 7.
]
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