“Naw, he didn’t,” said Joe. “Bill was a good deal like his old man.
When he had killed all the Indians and bad men, and the country got
all peaceful and quiet, he jest couldn’t stand it any longer, and he
saddled up his hoss and started west. Out on the New Mexico line he met
an old trapper, and they got to talkin’, and Bill told him why he was
leavin’, and said if the old man knowed where there was a tough outfit,
he’d be much obliged if he would tell him how to git to it.
“‘Ride up the draw about two hundred miles,’ says the old trapper, ‘and
you’ll find a bunch of guys so tough that they bite nails in two jest
for the fun of it.’
“So Bill rides on in a hurry, gittin’ somewhat reckless on account of
wantin’ to git to that outfit and git a look at the bad _hombres_ that
the old man has told him about. The first thing Bill knowed, his hoss
stumps his toe on a mountain and breaks his fool neck rollin’ down the
side, and so Bill finds his self afoot.
“He takes off his saddle and goes walkin’ on, packin’ it, till all at
once he comes to a big rattlesnake. He was twelve feet long and had
fangs like the tushes of a _javelina_; and he rears up and sings at
Bill and sticks out his tongue like he was lookin’ for a scrap. There
wasn’t nothin’ that Bill wouldn’t fight, and he always fought fair; and
jest to be shore that rattlesnake had a fair show and couldn’t claim he
took advantage of him, Bill let him have three bites before he begun.
Then he jest naturally lit into that reptile and mortally flailed the
stuffin’ out of him. Bill was always quick to forgive, though, and let
by-gones be by-gones, and when the snake give up, Bill took him up and
curled him around his neck, and picked up his saddle and outfit and
went on his way.
“As he was goin’ along through a canyon, all at once a big mountain
lion jumped off of a cliff and spraddled out all over Bill. Bill never
got excited. He jest took his time and laid down his saddle and his
snake, and then he turned loose on that cougar. Well, sir, the hair
flew so it rose up like a cloud and the jack-rabbits and road-runners
thought it was sundown. It wasn’t long till that cougar had jest all he
could stand, and he begun to lick Bill’s hand and cry like a kitten.
“Well, Bill jest ears him down and slips his bridle on his head, throws
on the saddle and cinches her tight, and mounts the beast. Well, that
cat jest tears out across the mountains and canyons with Bill on his
back a-spurrin’ him in the shoulders and quirtin’ him down the flank
with the rattlesnake.
“And that’s the way Bill rode into the camp of the outfit the old
trapper had told him about. When he gits there, he reaches out and
cheeks down the cougar and sets him on his haunches and gits down and
looks at his saddle.
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