Eurasians -- Fiction; India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
His purity of conversation was one of his characteristics. I cannot
recall a word or story of his, that could not have been told in a
drawing room to the most refined ladies and gentlemen. He would no
sooner let dirty talk come from his lips than he would have taken filth
from the gutter and rubbed it upon his own face or thrown it in the
faces of his friends. This had a great effect upon me in after life.
One may make allowance for ignorant men who have always lived in an
atmosphere of coarseness and vulgarity, for indulging in talk which
seems second nature to them, but I never could comprehend how educated
men, boasting of their blood and family descent, claiming to be
Christians and gentlemen, can indulge in stories and insinuations that
are most repulsive to all but those whose minds gloat and fatten upon
salacious garbage.
Mr. Percy could become angry, but always with a reason and a purpose,
yet at times, under great provocation, he could be as cool as if nothing
had happened. He was once making an experiment in trying to grow
seedless oranges. There were only half a dozen fruit on the tree, and
while they were ripening he never missed seeing them several times a
day, and every one about the place knew his interest in them. The malies
were ordered to watch them night and day. One morning all were gone. The
malies were instantly summoned. They declared that their eyes had been
upon the oranges every minute; they would sooner have plucked out their
eyes than to have had the fruit disappear. He knew that one or all of
them were guilty, as it was impossible for any one else to have taken
the fruit without their knowing it. They were all ordered to the
veranda, and the bearer was told to bring the galvanic battery, or bijli
ka bockus, as they called it. A large mirror was placed in front of the
box. They were told to look into the mirror and to take hold of the
handles of the battery and the oranges would be seen in the eyes of the
thief. They all exclaimed that the idea was an excellent one. Three of
them stood the test bravely, receiving the shocks and looking with eyes
wide open into the mirror. The fourth, as he took hold, when the current
was increased, cried out that he was dying, and tightly closed his eyes,
declaring that the light was so bright that he could not open them. “All
right,” said Mr. Percy, “if we cannot see the oranges in his eyes we
will look into his house,” and every one went to see the search. Sure
enough, the oranges were found hidden in the man’s hut. Mr. Percy did
not dismiss the man or even utter a word of reproach. His fellow
servants, however, did not let the matter rest, as they often asked him
what he thought of the bijli ka bockus. There was no more fruit stolen
after that. The report got abroad in the bazar, and probably there were
but few in the city who did not hear of the Barra Sahib’s wonderful
instrument for detecting a thief.
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