The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
But these domestic upsets are to us as nothing at all; for we have
struck water, and we are living, in part at least, on our own home-grown
provender, and shortly we shall start the home of our dreams. And to-day
something else happened that filled our cup of joy to overflowing. In
the middle of the day a dainty little doe came mincing down through our
garden just as confidently as though she owned the place.
We are less than an hour by rail from the Grand Central Station; and
yet, as I write this line, a lordly cock grouse is strutting proud and
unafraid through the undergrowth not fifty yards from my workroom! Last
night, when I opened my bedroom window--in the garage--to watch the
distant reflection of the New York lights, flickering against the sky to
the southward, I heard a dog fox yelping in the woods!
Let Old Major Gloom, the human Dismal Swamp, come over now as often as
pleases him. Our chalice is proof against his poison.
CHAPTER VI. TWO MORE YEARS ELAPSE
As the reader will have no trouble in recalling, we broke ground for our
house. That, however, was after we had altered the design so often that
the first lot of plans and specifications got vertigo and had to be
retired in favor of a new set. For one thing, we snatched one entire
floor out of the original design--just naturally jerked it out from
under and cast it away and never missed it either. And likewise this was
after we had shifted the site of the house from one spot to another spot
and thence to a third likely spot, and finally back again to the first
spot. This, however, had one thing in its favor at least. It enabled us
to do our moving without taking our household goods from storage,
and yet during the same period to enjoy all the pleasurable thrill of
shifting about from place to place. I find moving in your mind is a
much less expensive way than the other way is and gives almost as much
pleasure to a woman, who--being a woman--is naturally a mover at heart.
Finally, though, all this preliminary skirmishing came to an end and
we actually started work on our house. I should say, we started work on
what formerly we had thought was going to be our house. It turned out
we were wrong. As it stands to-day, two years after the beginning, in a
state approaching completion, it is a very satisfactory sort of house
we think, artistically as well as from the standpoint of being practical
and comfortable; but it is no longer entirely our house. The architect
is responsible for the general scheme of things, for the layout and the
assembling of the wood and the brick and the cement and the stonework
and all that sort of thing, and to him largely will attach the credit
if the effect within and without should prove pleasing to the eye.
Likewise, here and there are to be found the traces of ideas which we
ourselves had, but I must confess the structure is also a symposium of
the modified ideas of our friends and well-wishers mated to our ideas.
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