Does Paul buy books on the nursing of infants, or the bringing up of
children? And Gaston; does he go blushing into a shop and stammer out
a request for a baby’s complete outfit? At all events, awkwardness and
unrest in the Quarter. It is such a responsibility to have a Daughter;
it is such an anxiety to attend adequately to her needs! And so, after
infinite discussion, it is determined that Mademoiselle Lucie Bagarre
shall reside in the home of Enfants Trouvés, until the best-hearted of
foster-mothers in the whole of France shall have been found.
Says Paul, gravely: “Country air is indispensable.”
Says Gaston: “Milk and eggs.”
Says Pierre: “Companions of her own age.”
Do the good Bohemians of the Latin France go forth gravely in quest
of foster-mothers? Do they pass from province to province, comparing
foster-mothers, testing the milk and eggs, studying local death-rates,
wondering and wondering which is the healthiest and most invigorating of
the various airs? At all events, Mademoiselle Lucie Bagarre is ultimately
taken to a farm.
Says Paul: “Nothing better than a farm.”
Says Gaston: “Fresh milk and eggs every morn.”
Says Pierre: “Cows and ducks and hens to marvel at.”
Says Aimery: “None of the pernicious influences and surroundings of the
city.”
Concludes Xavier: “We have done admirably.”
Thus, the Committee; a Committee of Five, whose duty it is to deal with
the foster-mother, whose privilege it is to “look after the affairs” of
Mademoiselle Lucie Bagarre. Always “sitting,” this Committee; sitting
before ledgers and ink in the Taverne Lorraine, gifts and subscriptions
to be acknowledged; instructions to be sent to the foster-mother;
inquiries after the health of Mademoiselle Lucie Bagarre to be answered;
interviewers to be received; in fine, much business in the Taverne
Lorraine.
And then, all the students of the Latin Quarter have a right to demand
news of Mademoiselle Lucie Bagarre; for all the students are her fathers;
and so, naturally enough, they are anxious to know whether she has spoken
her first word, and cut her first tooth, and staggered her first step.
It is well that the Committee is patient and amiable; it is fortunate
that the Committee rejoices in its work; else there would be cries of:
“Laissez-moi tranquille,” and “Fichez-moi la paix” and “Décampe, ou je
t’assomme.”
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