Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The table cloth was of very coarse material and was liberally spotted
with coffee stains and grease. The knives and forks were iron, with
bone handles, the spoons appeared to be iron or sheet iron or something
of the sort. The tea and coffee cups were of the commonest and heaviest
and most durable stone ware. All the furniture of the table was of the
commonest and cheapest sort. There was a single large thick slice of
bread by each boarder’s plate, and it was observable that he economized
it as if he were not expecting it to be duplicated. Dishes of butter
were distributed along the table within reach of people’s arms, if they
had long ones, but there were no private butter plates. The butter was
perhaps good enough, and was quiet and well behaved; but it had more
bouquet than was necessary, though nobody commented upon that fact or
seemed in any way disturbed by it. The main feature of the feast was a
piping hot Irish stew made of the potatoes and meat left over from a
procession of previous meals. Everybody was liberally supplied with
this dish. On the table were a couple of great dishes of sliced ham,
and there were some other eatables of minor importance—preserves and
New Orleans molasses and such things. There was also plenty of tea and
coffee of an infernal sort, with brown sugar and condensed milk, but
the milk and sugar supply was not left at the discretion of the
boarders, but was rationed out at headquarters—one spoonful of sugar
and one of condensed milk to each cup and no more. The table was waited
upon by two stalwart negro women who raced back and forth from the
bases of supplies with splendid dash and clatter and energy. Their
labors were supplemented after a fashion by the young girl Puss. She
carried coffee and tea back and forth among the boarders, but she made
pleasure excursions rather than business ones in this way, to speak
strictly. She made jokes with various people. She chaffed the young men
pleasantly and wittily, as she supposed, and as the rest also supposed,
apparently, judging by the applause and laughter which she got by her
efforts. Manifestly she was a favorite with most of the young fellows
and sweetheart of the rest of them. Where she conferred notice she
conferred happiness, as was seen by the face of the recipient; and at
the same time she conferred unhappiness—one could see it fall and dim
the faces of the other young fellows like a shadow. She never
“Mistered” these friends of hers, but called them “Billy,” “Tom,”
“John,” and they called her “Puss” or “Hattie.”
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