Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“They—well, they call me a cowboy, but that is a fancy. I’m not that. I
haven’t any trade.”
“What do you work at for your living?”
“Oh, anything—I mean I _would_ work at, anything I could get to do, but
thus far I haven’t been able to find an occupation.”
“Maybe I can help you; I’d like to try.”
“I shall be very glad. I’ve tried, myself, to weariness.”
“Well, of course where a man hasn’t a regular trade he’s pretty bad off
in this world. What you needed, I reckon, was less book learning and
more bread-and-butter learning. I don’t know what your father could
have been thinking of. You ought to have had a trade, you ought to have
had a trade, by _all_ means. But never mind about that; we’ll stir up
_something_ to do, I guess. And don’t you get homesick; that’s a bad
business. We’ll talk the thing over and look around a little. You’ll
come out all right. Wait for me—I’ll go down to supper with you.”
By this time Tracy had achieved a very friendly feeling for Barrow and
would have _called_ him a friend, maybe, if not taken too suddenly on a
straight-out requirement to realize on his theories. He was glad of his
society, anyway, and was feeling lighter hearted than before. Also he
was pretty curious to know what vocation it might be which had
furnished Barrow such a large acquaintanceship with books and allowed
him so much time to read.
CHAPTER XII.
Presently the supper bell began to ring in the depths of the house, and
the sound proceeded steadily upward, growing in intensity all the way
up towards the upper floors. The higher it came the more maddening was
the noise, until at last what it lacked of being absolutely deafening,
was made up of the sudden crash and clatter of an avalanche of boarders
down the uncarpeted stairway. The peerage did not go to meals in this
fashion; Tracy’s training had not fitted him to enjoy this hilarious
zoological clamor and enthusiasm. He had to confess that there was
something about this extraordinary outpouring of animal spirits which
he would have to get inured to before he could accept it. No doubt in
time he would prefer it; but he wished the process might be modified
and made just a little more gradual, and not quite so pronounced and
violent. Barrow and Tracy followed the avalanche down through an ever
increasing and ever more and more aggressive stench of bygone cabbage
and kindred smells; smells which are to be found nowhere but in a cheap
private boarding house; smells which once encountered can never be
forgotten; smells which encountered generations later are instantly
recognizable, but never recognizable with pleasure. To Tracy these
odors were suffocating, horrible, almost unendurable; but he held his
peace and said nothing. Arrived in the basement, they entered a large
dining-room where thirty-five or forty people sat at a long table. They
took their places. The feast had already begun and the conversation was
going on in the liveliest way from one end of the table to the other.
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