That since the Indians were never bald, baldness comes from wearing tight hats. Sec.113 That all wine-agents are very loose men. Sec.114 That the editor of a woman's magazine is always a lizzie. Sec.115 That what is contained in the pitcher on the speakers' platform is always ice-water. Sec.116 That all Senators from Texas wear sombreros, chew tobacco, expectorate profusely, and frequently employ the word "maverick." Sec.117 That the meters on taxicabs are covertly manipulated by the chauffeurs by means of wires hidden under the latters' seats. Sec.118 That Lillian Russell is as beautiful today as she was thirty-five years ago. Sec.119 That if a young woman can hold a lighted match in her fingers until it completely burns up, it is a sign that her young man really loves her. Sec.120 That if a young woman accidentally puts on her lingerie wrong side out, it is a sign that she will be married before the end of the year. Sec.121 That if a bride wears an old garter with her new finery, she will have a happy married life. Sec.122 That a sudden chill is a sign that somebody is walking over one's grave. Sec.123 That some ignoble Italian is at the bottom of every Dorothy Arnold _fugax_. Sec.124 That a tarantula will not crawl over a piece of rope. Sec.125 That millionaires always go to sleep at the opera. Sec.126 That Paderewski can get all the pianos he wants for nothing. Sec.127 That a bloodhound never makes a mistake. Sec.128 That celery is good for the nerves. Sec.129 That the jokes in _Punch_ are never funny. Sec.130 That the Mohammedans are heathens. Sec.131 That a sudden shock may cause the hair to turn grey over night. Sec.132 That the farmer is an honest man, and greatly imposed upon. Sec.133 That all the antique furniture sold in America is made in Grand Rapids, Mich., and that the holes testifying to its age are made either with gimlets or by trained worms. Sec.134 That if a dog is fond of a man it is an infallible sign that the man is a good sort, and one to be trusted. Sec.135 That blondes are flightier than brunettes. Sec.136 That a nurse, however ugly, always looks beautiful to the sick man. Sec.137 That book-keepers are always round-shouldered. Sec.138 That if one touches a hop-toad, one will get warts. Sec.139 That a collar-button that drops to the floor when one is dressing invariably rolls into an obscure and inaccessible spot and eludes the explorations of its owner. Sec.140 That an American ambassador has the French, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian and Japanese languages at his finger tips, and is chummy with royalty. Sec.141 That the ready-made mail order blue serge suits for men are put together with mucilage, and turn green after they have been in the sunlight for a day or two. Sec.142 That if one has only three matches left, the first two will invariably go out, but that the third and last will remain lighted. Sec.143